Madonna Memoirs

Table of Contents

Preliminary Stuff

• How you SHOULD use this page

• Obligatory and Necessary Warning

• Additional Warnings

• Purpose of This Page

• A Poem

Part 1: Some Good Wholesome Brain Food For The Masses

• Welcome

• A Proposal

• A Second Proposal

• Madonna's Political Philosophy

• I Know What You're Thinking

• Madonnathink - What is it

• Why Madonna is so willing to express herself to an uncaring world

• A redirection of purpose

• A Mutilation

• Of Animal Rights and Cannibalism

• Madonna's successful attempt to erode and replace the consciousness of an entire population.

Part 2: A Little Cerebral Stimulation

• Madonna's Propaganda

• The Word Propaganda

• Yet Another Propaganda Revelation

• Truth or Dare - The Ultimate Documentary

• I'm Not Your Bitch Don't Hang Your Shit on Me

• Bluring the Fine Line Between Absolute Frankness and Obsurd Satire

• Madonna - America's Pied Piper of Hamelin

• The Pied Piper

• Antithesis to The Pied Piper

• Madonna - The End of pornography, drug use, crime, and oppression. The Road to Utopia.

Part 3: From The Heart

• The Poem Repeated

• Why I write

• Call me a fool

• Can he win the heart of the princess

• Application for employment

• Laying out a battle plan

• Do I really think this scheme will work

• Opinion Poll

• Sweepstakes

• So now what

• Plan B - A Mutual Agreement

• Pardom my delusion

• Antithesis to pardon my delusion

• To Madonna's assistants

• An arrow pointing directly at the heart of Madonna

• A panic signal

• The aftershock

• A Thousand Pieces

Finally: other things that need to be expressed

• Acknowledgements

• My Two Cents on Internet Censorship

• Other music to listen to

• Want To Advertise Here?

• Advertisements

• Products to avoid

• A seven day creation

Epilogue: my ever-fertile mind...

Intellectual Property Rights (Redistribution Info)

The End. NOT!