2/15/96
Note: Documents marked with this
symbol 
are forbidden, as
the symbol implies. Whenever one is
coming up, you are ordered to
them, as you can do by clicking on this
icon.
DO NOT BE FOOLISH AND WASTE THIS
OPPORTUNITY AS IT WAS WASTED IN THE BEGINNING!
I forbid any of my and all of my physical
or emotional relatives
(this includes Madonna) from reading
these documents. I also forbid you
from reading them if you are a stranger
and anything you have already seen here
offends or distrubs you. Things marked
with this are infinately
more more graphicly offensive and disturbing
than anything else you have yet seen.
Think of it as the worst of the worst.
ANYONE with an I.Q. of -20 or higher
will avoid these.
Think of this web page as a Garden of Eden, and me as God. I have created all of this wonderful fruit for you to enjoy and treasure, but there is also a Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, whose fruit is banned. If you are foolish, as Eve was, you will not be able to resist the temptation offered by the serpant. Hence, I will be compelled to punish you. Your sentence, stated well in advance, will be banishment from the garden fovever. You will inflict this upon yourself by being so sickened as to never want to visit this page again.
This part is especially to my family, whose innocence I treasure. I AM BEING FULLY SERIOUS HERE. Eve was foolish, as I am, and as Madonna is. All three of us have suffered and will always continue to suffer for this. Our souls are scarred and shall never be healed. To heal such wounds would require a soul transplant. This is an expensive process and there is nothing more gruelling in the universe.
God has been kind enough to be to inspire me to write this for YOUR protection. I hope it has been effective in convincing everyone of its sincerity. BEING SHOCKED IS NOT AS FUN AS IT LOOKS FROM A DISTANCE. Remember this when you watch and listen to Madonna. This is not an attempt to tease, although I know it must appear as such. God was not trying to tease Adam and Eve when he warned them, but it was impossible for Him to avoid having that inadvertent affect.
Now, before anyone proceeds, I want to make sure you understand this warning completely. Read it again. Each of you. When you have read it enough times to become convinced that it is NOT a joke, proceed and enjoy this Secret Garden.