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Obligatory and Necessary Warning

WARNING: This page is designed to shock, confuse, and otherwise disarm its readers of their emotional defense mechanisms. There are, however, two prerequisits you must meet before you can enjoy this unsurpassable pleasure.

1. You must be a real, living, breathing, red-blooded, genuine human being.
2. You must have some grasp of the English language. Although it is not necessary, you would also do well to have a dictionary handy the entire time you spend reading this page, as there are a large number of "big words". I had one when I was writing it, and it helped me out immeasurably.

Now, to complete my warning. As I said before, this page is designed to shock, following in the footsteps of The Queen of Shockery herself. And yes, I believe it will shock even her and her most devoted fans, probably moreso than her nonfans, as her fans are more experienced in the art of being shocked. For some people, having the very foundations upon which they have based their lives challenged can have a very negative effect. Not only will it send their minds spinning in circles, it CAN cause physical illness, heart attacks, social ostracization, and an overwhelming sense of malcontentment. If you are one of these people, do yourself a BIG favor and LEAVE NOW. The rest of you have been warned.

If you are willing to take this risk, proceed.