2/12/96
If you're here, you're obviously wanting to know our Mothergod's views on politics and government, as well as who she thinks should be in power. Well, guess what? I lied in the title. I have no clue what Madonna's political views are. The real reason I brought you here was to express my own political views. Fool 'je perty goood, deedn't ah?
And since I can now assume that I have your undivided attention, I will subvert your mind with my political philosophies and make you vote for the politicians who bribed me with the most dough.
Watch the words and repeat after me. Do it slowly and say them out loud.
i am getting sleepy...
i want to hear a bedtime story...
[that's right. just let the words in and relax.]
let's get unconscious baby
i will make union with no political party
the concept of government will become foriegn to me
the words 'liberal' and 'conservative' are one in the same
my heart is the only force to trust
i will listen to Madonna's music each and every day
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Now wake up and uncross your eyes. You've just had an amazingly joyous dream. When I say "attack", I want you to get up from your chair and do whatever pops into your head, no matter how absurd. I'm not kidding here either. Your orders come directly from a supreme authority, is that understood?
That's Yes Sir, Misses Sir, Yes Sir.
Very good.
Now, attack.