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You have reached the end of this web page experience. However, this is but one page in an entire sea of information available on the world wide web. So, if you might think your career of marine biology is over after only dissecting one fish, you are sadly mistaken. Try some of these others:

Madonna web pages!

There are many of these around, so rather than attempting to list them all here, I'll point you to Yahoo's List. Also, if there's another topic you want to look for, go ahead and search Yahoo's whole database.

id software

The best game designers in the world. Find out what's up with Quake. Also check out the Quaketalk Newsletter It's not run by id, but it's got a lot of great misinformation on what the new game will have. A warning to Christains and other concerned souls: they bear The Mark of The Beast.

Microsoft Corp

I just thought I'd see if I could win favor with this corporate giant by placing a free ad for their page here. They make great software. I'm using Notepad right now to type this. It is truly a model of great software engineering at its best. Not! The thing can't even handle files larger than 32k! You'd think they would've fixed that definciency with the release of Windows 95, but noooo! Come on Bill, get with the program here! We're supposed to be modernizing computer software, not taking it back to the ice age! Oh well, so much for that little temper tantrum. I guess if I ever need an easy, quick way to edit large text files, I'll just have to find another product from another company. Maybe...

Linux

If, unlike me, you are truly willing to pioneer the world of operating systems, you will check this one out. It was put together by a bunch of volunteers who wanted nothing more than to make the world of computers and software a better place. Be prepared to spend large amounts of time setting up, configuring, and ironing out glitches if you use it. If you do this, you will have a computer that will reliably multitask anything with efficiency. If, on the other hand, you're just a dumb consumer like myself, you'll buy Windows 95. Oh, and if you're really gullible, you'll buy a Macintosh.

Windows 95 and Win95 Magazine

I must confess, I got the idea for the design paradigm used in this web page from Win95mag. Even if you don't like Windows 95, check it out and see if you can tell the similarities in the way the pages are put together. If you do use Windows 95, these are both great places to get all sorts of stuff and solve all sorts of difficulties.

Compuserve Inc.

Flood 'em with hate mail for what they did to my brother. No, wait. Don't. Then they'll really get after us and we'll be in deeper shit. Never mind. Just let them watch as all their customers switch to AOL or another internet provider. With that in mind, read the following:

Cygnus Internet

Good service. Good prices. No bullshit. I use 'em, and I'd recommend 'em. [Author's note: When I went to check out this link again, I couldn't access it because it uses features not supported by my browser. I guess I'll have to upgrade... It's not easy living in the ice age.]

American Online

I used this service for the trial month they give to everybody. It's got a lot of great stuff, but the prices are a little too steep for me. The cost is actually very reasonable for an online service, it's just not what I needed. Oh, and if you are an employee from AOL, tell your bosses they can stop wasting their money sending me those disks. I've already got enough useless crap to throw away. I don't need any more.

Pair Networks

They are the ones carrying this page. They have by far the best deal I could find for a web page service provider, especially if you're a "poor man" who wants to get Madonna's attention. Can you image the business they'll start getting if she mentions me in the national media? Not only will everybody read this little bit of free advertising I'm giving them, but I'll be paying through the nose for all the hits this page is sure to recieve. I'd better ask my boss for a raise as soon as I find a job!

Netscape

Pioneering technology and new standards is what they're about. Oh yeah, they make a great browser as well. If you're not using it right now to read this, you're a total idiot. I guess I must be a total idiot, cause I use Internet Explorer. Netscape isn't even on my hard drive at the moment. I figured I'd include a free ad to make up for not getting the best browser around.

Texture Land

As I said in the acknowledgements, most of the textures used in this page came from here. It saved me tons of time, in that I could just stop in and download several dozen nice looking backgrounds, and really enhance the look of my page in just a few minutes! The Color Manipulation Device was a real time-saver too.

PC Magazine Online

A great source for PC info, as the name suggests.

Intel

A great web site!

Epic Megagames

I'll have to go back there pretty soon and see if they've got that Jazz Jackrabbit sequal ready.

Beginner's Guide to Html

It's what I started learning html with, and I still go back and look things up there every now and then.

The Shit List

This is a good one to check out if you're interested in religion.

CNN Interactive

This is the place to check for instantaneous news updates.

Microsoft Network

Lots of good info here as well.

Sandra Bullock Information

I couldn't leave out one of my most very favorite actresses in the whole wide world. Ok. I'll stop drooling now.

Newt Gingrich speeches

Come on everybody. Don't listen to the shit the media throws at him until you've heard what the man says. Imagine what you'd think of Madonna if the only things you heard about her came from NBC Nightly News!

NBC

Go see what they've got.

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Fighting for the freedom of speech. That's something worth fighting for!

The Libertarian Party!

YES!!! They're my kind of party. I can't join 'em cause I won't take their pledge. What? You think they'd try to force me to take it? Think again.

Thomas

If you like to read long, boring legislation straight from the horse's mouth, this is the place to go.

POV Home page

Yet another example of a great bunch of people working to improve life for everyone. They make a great raytracer, and they charge nothing for it. Sometimes I think this whole Internet is a collectivist's dream, even though I happen to have a very capitalistic philosophy. Not that that has anything to do with raytracing.

PoVSB Home Page

This is a great companion program for PovRay, especially if you don't like to crunch numbers in your head. Be aware: Unlike the above program, it's not free. If you decide it's worth using and keeping, pay the author his money for making such a great number cruncher. I guess I'm sort of a hypocrite when I say that, cause I used the program for a while without registering. I don't use it anymore, but maybe I should register anyway. I'll at least think about it. (Like that's going to make any difference when it comes to the shareware author's pocketbook.)

WebCrawler

Yet another extremely easy, efficient way to find any kind of info on the web.

The Bible Gateway

A good place to look up scriptures.

List of Bibles

There's so many Bibles available, I'll just point you to the list.

Church of Satan info

Hey, equal time, right? If I put Bibles here, it would be unfair to omit Satanism. Seriously, I agree with many of the Satanist philosophies. Before you flame me for saying things about which you know nothing, at least read some of their stuff, like the nine statements, (So that's why they call them NINE inch nails) so you can at least make informed arguments.

Hercules

This is by far one of the best television shows on the air today, and it's got an excellent web page to accompany it.

Xena

Everything I said above goes for this show as well. You want a strong woman? There's one in this show. NO, I'm NOT fantasizing about fictional characters again. I'm talking about Lucy Lawless, who happens to be a real person. So there. How's that for mindless flattery?

Dark Side of the Web

Wouldn't it be cool if she put a link to my page in there with all those Satanists and other wierdos? I think I'd be right at home there.

The Internet Public Library

Among many other things, they've got a whole bunch of Shakespeare's works.

Dreams

Read this before you go to sleep. On a related note, check out some Madonna Dreams people have had. I've actually had some similar ones. Maybe sometime, I'll share some of them.

SDAnet

Find out EVERYTHING about the religion I was raised with. Hey Madonna, see if you can one-up this: I am to Adventism what you are to Catholicism. Ha, ha, ha. I think I'll go flip some more of those vege-burgers with the Pope.

Philosopher's Guide

Feast your mind. Here's another one.

Crappy Site of the Day Awards!

Think I'll win an award? I thought maybe if I included Crappy's site here, he'd include mine.

WebCrawler

An easy, fast search engine. I use it often.

The American Humanist Association

Yet another belief system that I like to consider partly my own. I can't agree with everything they say, but they certainly have some good ideas. Check out their basic philosophies.

If you're still here reading this, click here. Bye bye, baby!

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Rocky Mountain Internet Users' Group

I just went to one of their meetings. Learned a lot about how to meet the goals I've got for this monster. It's gonna be wild... Those four panelists were great, weren't they? So tell me, is this a business page, or a personal one? I'm still trying to figure that out myself!

KBPI

The home of Dean and Rog. Even since I got deep into this Madonna obsession, I've been trying to do like Madonna and figure out who's the misogynist. A pretty dumb thing to do, actually. Oh well, I'm a fool. Anyway, you think these guys are misogynists? Maybe Madonna could tell if she went on their show for a while. Like that's ever gonna happen... The misogynist witch hunt continues.

Netaholics Anonymous

Yeah, this one is definately for me. I admit it. I'm addicted. And if you've read through this entire web page, you should definately visit this recovery group too.

alt.sex.bondage FAQ

This has a lot of good information about S&M play and related issues. It's where I learned about the concept. (Actually, I had been having S&M-like fantasies for years before, but I didn't believe there was anyone else with similar dreams until I came upon this document.) Ironically, it was just a couple days after first watching Truth or Dare that I discovered the asb faq. Maybe that's why the whole thing was so intense for me. Having it all come in at once. Anyway, read it if you're interested.