Part 1 - Some good wholesome brain food for the masses.

To erode all false preconceptions people have accumulated over the course of their lives.
To make people see the same things in a different manner.
To give humor.
To disgust and offend for the purpose of strengthening character.
To assert and demonstrate the many types of power I can exercise over people's bodies, minds, and even souls if they'll let me.
To soften public viewpoints.
To alter the way people, especially Madonna fans, think about Madonna.
To alter the way Madonna thinks about herself.

Now, sit back and relax as you enter my realm