2/16/96
Can this young man win the heart of the princess? Cast your votes here! Everybody Everybody Cast your votes! Can he do it? Will she succumb to his wiles? Step right up to the poll and decide. (It's rumored that she's basing her decision on popular opinion. The origins of this rumor are still unknown.)
Extra! Extra! read all about it. A young man half her age is vying for her love. Right now, he's the leading contender in the race. Can he pull it off?? Only YOU can make that decision.
Come on everybody, the circus is about to begin!! Children, buy your tickets and place your bets. Only one man can win her heart. Who will it be? Rumors are flying. Cotton candy for sale! Cotton candy for sale! Popcorn for sale! Donuts for sale! Hotdogs for sale! ...
Uhh Ohh, this love parade hasn't even begun, and he's already pandering to the Internet crowd. What kind of dirty tactics are these?!? Will the judge disqualify him? Only time will tell.
"Did you hear what that man on the corner said? He was telling everybody that that new guy is going to make a public appearance outside her hotel room. He also said she wasn't sure what she was going to do about it. There's a possibility that she'll come out and talk with him before she makes her final decision."
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Oh. You want to know what I'm charging? Well, I'll give you any and all of it for one woman's love.