[Standard Disclaimer: Because this writer was involved in the making of this film, any appearance of objectivity in reviewing it is likely to amount to little more than a farce. Nevertheless, I shall endeavor to attempt an almost serious review.]

In the latest project from legendary writer/director Willy Logan, two random guys (or, to quote the prelude to the prelude, "Two young lads, both alike in dignity") embark on a mission to discover the whereabouts of a most precious artifact of heavy import: The core of their neighbor Moabyte's mainframe computer. During their search, riddled with twists, turns, and bizarre encounters, they uncover a shocking secret to an even deeper mystery.

As far as story goes, well... I not only read the script, but actually acted in a few of the scenes (see disclaimer above), and I'm still not exactly sure what's supposed to be happening half the time. I suppose I should probably read the faq too. Much of the dialog amounts to little more than wall to wall references to all sorts of obscure stuff. Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing is for each audience member to determine for themselves.

In some scenes, the volume of the dialog makes it difficult to hear and/or distracting, due to background noise and uneven use of ADR. But since this film was shot, edited, and released in a matter of weeks in somebody's spare time using home equipment, some slack is called for.

Highlights of the film include the use of a timelapse transition, and a very well written and edited dream sequence, which really brings out the scope and vision of the narrative.

As for the acting... well, as one might expect, it's all very amateur. The standout performance, if such a thing exists here, comes from Janusz Strzepek playing the role of Jules Octavian. Since he has no speaking lines, his character exhibits a sort of silent mystique, transcending the mundane, hackneyed performances from the rest of the cast.

I suppose I should probably also say something about the role of Shadowkiller Bitscape as Moabyte. But honestly, his acting was so appalling, it pains me to even mention it. Terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible! In fact, just close your eyes and cover your ears during those scenes, or if you manage to get a dvd version with chapter stops, skip them. You'll be better off. Trust me.

As far as cinematography goes, if this film has one distinguishing feature, it seems to be that the director (or maybe the DP?) has an affinity for low shots that angle up, showing the subjects towering above the camera. Could it be an Orson Welles Citizen Kane influence?

In any case, overall, a worthy production. I look forward to viewing the sequel.