2/16/96
Obviously, you have the very hateful view that Madonna will never mention my name in public or otherwise. Since you are entitled to your opinion, you may fill out this form and send it here.
It has one question:
On what day, by means of suicide or otherwise, will Ben Kinder die?
Since, in the event that you do win the sweepstakes in this manner, I will be unable to make sure you recieve your prize, I will leave it in my will. If Madonna never mentions my name publicly, you shall recieve the rights to own all of my Madonna cds, some of the most precious and life-giving items I possess. If there is more than one winner, you shall divide the cds among you equally. If the cds cannot be divided among you in equal numbers, they shall be cut into small pieces so as to accomodate everyone equally. Or, if the winners can agree among themselves upon another equitable solution, they are welcome to pursue it.