A lot to think about
Started: Sunday, September 18, 2005 22:46
Finished: Monday, September 19, 2005 01:19
This is perverse. I'm listening to the song "Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)" by Concrete Blonde. They used to play it at the club quite often. Tonight, it was stuck in my head. A google or two later, a trip to the allofmp3.com music store, and it's playing. But in the context of recent events... I have to wonder if the DJ's there have been playing it lately. Probably not.
To New Orleans I'm going
Down by the river
Where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink and walk around
I got a lot to think about oh yeah
s/walk/swim/
Yes, perverse. Complete lyrics here. In any case, the song has to have been inspired by Anne Rice. I imagine that if Louis and Lestat were still hanging out down there, they'd be having quite a feast! I sense some serious fanfic potential here.
I can already hear the screaming mob banging down my door. "You insensitive clod!" So I'll stop there.
I've been having one of those "What am I doing here?" periods in my life. (Is there ever a time when I'm not asking such a question? But I digress.)
[On to other songs. Headphones at a volume that's probably going to make me deaf by age 40. But you know what? Right now, I'm finding it hard to care.]
Here's what I think: If the world is going to end tomorrow, and most of us are going to starve due to overpopulation, why don't we just go ahead and say to hell with it. Let's expend all the remaining fossil fuels on something worthwhile. We should throw it all into staging the world's biggest rock concert / rave ever. I mean do something MASSIVE, a show to put Woodstock to shame.
Any and all drugs would be explicitly allowed. Cops would also be invited, but only if they left their weapons, egos, and cockish bullshit behind. Admission would be free and open to all, because it would be a state-sponsored event. It would be funded, of course, using the Bush method -- deficit spending! (Hey, even the biggest rock show in the world couldn't cost more than Iraq, right? But even if it did, the collapse will happen tomorrow, so who cares about inflation?)
Also, it wouldn't cost that much because any artist worth the title of "artist" would be happy to perform gratis. World-class performers could take the stage and play for hours on end, or however long they wanted to. No time limits. The thing could go on for a week or two, maybe more! It could continue until the day the electricity runs out.
As the crowd gets bigger, add more speakers, and maybe more stages for separate simultanious performances. (Or not? There is value in shared mass unity.) Of course, encampments would form around this great spectacle. It could keep expanding until the entire state of Nebraska is one big concert field.
By now, I know you all think I'm making a big joke and/or indulging in hopeless fantasizing. You'd be right, but try considering this as a serious scenario for just one moment. Imagine what would happen if we did this.
Eventually, of course, the juice would run out, and the music (at least the amplified variety) would stop, but would the world then end? No. Of course it wouldn't. Everyone would wake up the next morning, perhaps a bit hungover and dazed, and...
Fill in the blank.
What would happen next? Imagine yourself there. What would you do?
Unless you're even more of a social idiot than I am, surely, during the multi-week show, you would have made friends and bonded on some level with whatever individuals happened to be in your proximity. Maybe you dropped a few hits of acid together, shared some laughs, talked about who your favorite bands were, and learned one another's names.
But if this thing lasted any longer than a couple days, I'm willing to bet that long before the bands stopped playing, you'd have gone a lot farther than that, for simple logistical purposes. In your makeshift encampments, you'd probably have figured out some informal protocols for issues such as where to shit, where people can go to sleep (or fuck) when they don't want to be bothered, and I'd also bet all my carrots that you'd also be preparing and sharing food with one another pretty damn quickly, if for no other reason than because it's so much fun! (In fact, I think this is the one trait common to every subculture I've dipped my nose into. Be they anarchists, festors, church-goers, prostitutes, or homeless bums trying to sell dumpstered shoes out of an old shopping cart, all people seem to take great pleasure in the sharing of food.)
So getting back to our scenario. Filling in the blank. One day, the power runs out, the music stops, and...
The world doesn't end. But with no gas to power the cars, no electricity to turn on the lights, no guns to "enforce the law" (cause remember, the cops were required to leave them back at home), might it be that people would just decide to stick around and keep living? Stay with the groups they've formed, band together, and find ways to weather whatever comes next.
Now clearly, it would be delusional to think there would be a sudden utopia. There would be food and water shortages, and many would die. This is unavoidable. No matter what we do now, this is humanity's curse for overburdening the planet.
Would fighting over resources break out between the groups? (Let's just cut the bullshit and call them "tribes".) Very likely. I'd like to have enough faith in the human spirit to believe that even if such violence did occur, that even at the moment of death, there would still be enough memory of unity created from the "last big rock show" to prevent it from turning into the bloodlusting hatred and racism that has characterized civilization for most of recorded history.
Am I too optimistic? Or too pessemistic? There's a part of me that thinks maybe by applying enough human ingenuity, we could figure out a way to solve it without sectarian violence. Might it work to ask for volunteers who would partake in a one-time euthanasia for the purpose of restoring balance? If there aren't enough people willing to say "I'll die" for the long term health of the species, maybe it could be done by some sort of lottery system.
I'm trying to think in similar terms to the group of people who were stranded in a plane crash in the alps, and realized that in order for any of them to get out alive, a few would have to be cannibalized. This is the same type of situation, but on a far larger scale. If a group of five can figure it out without turning on one another, why not a group of five billion?
Human ingenuity is an amazing thing when applied to a particular purpose with full force. What baffles me are those who argue that human ingenuity can save civilization from the crash, finding new ways to keep transporting produce 5000 miles after oil becomes too scarce for everyday use. But at the same time, if ever there were an absence of an Imperial State to hold it all together, we're bound to start running out in the streets and killing each other, falling prey to warlords, and flailing our arms in the air as "anarchy" ensues. So much for "human ingenuity".
(Ok, I'll confess. I'm looking in Yanthor's direction, since we've discussed these issues, and come away with seemingly unresolvable disagreements. He seems to believe (correct me if I'm wrong) that there are no limits to human ingenuity if the issue is keeping cars (or something very much like them) on the road into perpetuity. But the near-infinite capacity of human ingenuity somehow seems to disappear when we talk about feeding the world's poor even with the aid of abundant fossil fuels (replaced by platitudes about how there will always be poor people and there's not much any of us can really do about it), or the ability of small groups of people to get along peaceably in the absence of an Imperial Military State, or the idea that sustaitable, self-supporting communities could exist happily without a zillion hi-tech "labor-saving" gizmos to keep them from ever having to touch dirt with their own hands. "Human ingenuity" seems defined to apply exclusively to the ability to maintain the rather shallow existence that most Americans consider normal. I guess I just don't see how human ingenuity can simultaniously be so omnipotent, and yet so very pitiful.)
Well, from almost the very beginning onward, this rambling has certainly sprung off in some unexpected directions. Maybe if I had a little more ingenuity of my own (or commitment/motivation), I would actually take some of this material and turn it into a few coherently presented essays (ala Ran Prieur), instead of this sprawling mess of half-finished thoughts and wandering tangents.
One of these days, maybe...
by Yanthor (2005-09-19 15:36)
What you represented is not what I maintain, but I don't have the time now to give a correct assessment of my views.