(according to Dan)... I like this.

1. "He whom you call "The Lord your God" brought you out of paradise and into slavery."
2. "Thou shalt have no other gods beside your own reason, intuition, and empathy."
3. "Thou shalt not swear a vain oath unless thou seeketh struggle and failure."
4. "The present moment is the Sabbath; keep it holy."
5. "Respect Father Sun; stay in the shade and sleep through the hot afternoon. Honor Mother Earth; return to her what you have taken. Seek the wisdom of your brothers and sisters, the plants and animals which live in balance with each other."
6. "Thou shalt not murder the earth."
7. "Thou shalt love and make love to whomever you wish, without the bondage of oaths."
8. "Thou shalt steal from those who horde wealth and share what you steal freely, so long as thou dost not take what another loves more than thee. "
9. "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor, nor true witness against him, nor against anyone else."
10. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, because his mortgage is his enslavement, nor thy neighbor's wife, for marriage is a shackle."