I've been intentionally avoiding posting about all the recent Pope stuff, mostly because I don't really give a crap what the Catholic church does, so long as it stays away from me. But I think today's post from Tim deserves a link, and a little copy-n-paste. (Warning: potentially inflammatory material ahead.)

You think Fundamentalists are intolerant? Well guess again, motherfucker! Fundamentalist reactionary beliefs versus Catholicism are like Carrot Top fighting fucking Godzilla. You hate abortion? Well guess what, we won’t even let you use condoms! Top that, bitches! You hate Muslims? We ran thousands of years of Crusades to kill them. It didn’t work, but fuck, we pulled all of Europe into it. You want to institute a theocracy based on Biblical law? Been there, done that! And we’ve got the infrastructure already in place to go right back there. You hate pagans, gays and other weirdoes? No problem. Let’s launch another centuries-long Inquisition to thin out their ranks. They’re just gonna turn us all into witches if we don’t anyway, right?