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Aliens

Seen: 2002-04-14

Overall: *** 1/2

Writing: ***

Acting: *** 1/2

Cinematography: ***

Effects: ****

Music: ***

Art: ***

Direction: *** 1/2

Originality: ***

Enjoyment: ***

Conditions: ***

Venue: Bitscape's Castle Lair

Medium: DVD

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Every time I see one of those icky, revolting creatures, I want to fill its black exoskeleton so full of lead that the vile, acidic blood splatters into a billion drops, incinerating its entire filthy, slimey lair. Nuke them to hell, I say. Nuke them all!

Now that I've seen the second installment, I want to watch the third and fourth ones again. Maybe I'd understand them better now. Vile awfulness has never been this much fun.

BTW, Newt rules. Ditto for Frank Black^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Bishop. I love 2.5 hour multiple-climax horror movies. Wheee!