First off...

If you haven't done so already, Read this.

Everybody. I order you to do so. And My Word is Law.

Why is My Word the Law? Because by reading this content, you have implicitly agreed to the terms of its disclosure. Those terms state that readers will do anything and everything that Bitscape commands them to do.

If I really wanted to be nasty, I could throw in a JavaScript redirect, but I trust you all to do the right thing, and obey the license. Of course, if I were to use a JavaScript redirect, it would then automatically become illegal to view this page with any non-JavaScript-enabled browser. Why? Because that would be a access control circumvention method.

"And, children, what did we learn in school today about access control circumvetion devices?"

That's right! They're illegal. So Just Say No.

On with the lesson...

Pizza should be coming in a few moments, at which time this rambling will almost certainly disband in short order, so I'm not actually certain how long today's lesson is going to be.

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Oh, there it is. That's it for this rambling. Tonight, I do not feel like trying to type and eat at the same time. Outta here. So much for that ramble.