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Tuesday, October 31, 2000 22:31

You want a gooood Halloween scare? Luckily, a few of B's adventures on this day were captured by the digital camera of one wacky photographer.

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Broomfield is Burning

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 20:04

Oh goll. I feel almost too tired to type. Almost. Let's go for a little music.

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Girl

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 00:07

To open this rambling, a choice quote off a cd I acquired recently.

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On wild goose chases, preparations, and REAL 80s music

Sunday, October 29, 2000 21:14

I've been living on the edge of a broken heart I don't wanna cry I don't wanna die I've been living on the edge of a broken heart

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there's a thousand miles to go without blinking

Sunday, October 29, 2000 09:43

This is the night
This is the sound
Here comes the warm machine
Such a warm machine

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Lovely evening, ain't it?

Saturday, October 28, 2000 21:52

Hehe. Semi spur of the moment plans have been made to do a Q3 match tonight. It all started when Zan Lynx made the proposal on Content Solutions. Bitscape (although that's not his Quake name) responded that he would be interested. A little later, Jaeger decided he was in as well. (Which is a good thing, since he's the one who has historically taken the role of setting up the server.) Who knows, maybe Neelix will join as well! (And the unlikely possibility of anyone else who happens to keep track of up-to-the-minute developments on these pages.) Fun for all.

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I like a lazy Saturday morning

Saturday, October 28, 2000 10:18

I think for the first time all week, I actually managed to sleep through the entire night last night. Went to bed at around 2300, and didn't wake up at 0200 to find myself sleepless hours on end for a change. When I opened my eyes, it was 0830 I think. Much better. Took a long shower, read another chapter from my Witchcraft book, and watched a couple songs off the Ozzy video. (The one I bought last month.) Then I drank a glass of orange juice. Now I'm contemplating going right back to bed. lol.

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End of week reflection

Friday, October 27, 2000 20:57

Friday evening begins. Friday evening underway. Contemplations of weekend activity on the brain. Reading? Definitely. 'Twould not be wise to blow off a mentor-assigned study hall at this juncture. ;) A movie or two? Perhaps. It might be a good idea to get the code for my movielog submission system working on Argo, since I still haven't been able to make an entry for last week's movie yet. XWP? Well, of course! Heehee.

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Dawn of Light

Thursday, October 26, 2000 20:17

This rambling is going to be....

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Lyric only (okay, maybe a tiny bit of original content)

Wednesday, October 25, 2000 22:19

I love this one. Artist: Queensryche. Title: No Sanctuary.

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Slow healing

Wednesday, October 25, 2000 21:05

So I lied last night. That wasn't the conclusion of the Mentor Rift rambling series. It continues even now. A few minutes ago, I was thinking I would use the lyrics to chorus of Tori Amos's "Cruel" to opne this rambling. Now, I'm not so sure it fits anymore. Aw, what the hell. Use it anyway.

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Communication is the key to life

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 23:00

So a wise man once said. (Except for the "once" part.)

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Knot in my gut

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 19:25

How can I even begin this one? With a cutesy little lyric? With a swear word directed at myself and my own brashness? With a wish that this evil ball of angst that has been residing in my stomach all day would intensify to the point that it envelopes me, my entire consciousness, my physical being, and most of all, my knack for behaving in an INCREDIBLY STUPID manner on certain occassions. But not stupid, because I was fully conscious of my reasoning and actions while they were being performed. "Impulsive" might be a better word. Dangerously so.

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Early morning rambling. Rare.

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 07:28

Truly rare indeed. Historically, the only time I would be writing a rambling at this time of day would be if I was still awake. Like on a fest or something. Not this time. Well, it's all relative, I suppose.

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Quickie ramble before acting class

Monday, October 23, 2000 17:58

Alright, I now declare that this chair is officially too comfortable. It's going to be a chore convincing myself to get out of it in a few minutes. Mmmmmm. My whole body says yum.

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Whee

Sunday, October 22, 2000 14:57

[Bitscape reclines, soaking in the music of Queensryche through his headphones.]

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The seduction of Lucifer, and other delicious oddities

Sunday, October 22, 2000 00:24

Given recent topics, some might suspect that the title of this rambling foreshadows that I am about to go into another lengthy spiel on the virtues and drawbacks of one religion versus another. But the faithful Xenites in the audience will almost certainly already know what this one is really about. And it ain't no theological treatise. (Unless, of course, you consider the show itself a religion.)

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Some thoughts as I wait

Saturday, October 21, 2000 19:02

[Argo tirelessly grabs code from the mozilla.org cvs servers]

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Religion revisited, Friday rocks, and so does this

Saturday, October 21, 2000 00:00

I can be cruel
I don't know why
why can't my ba.ll.oo.n stay up in a perfectly windy sky
I can be cruel
I don't know why

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The Reverend meets the antichrist

Thursday, October 19, 2000 21:55

As some readers know, Bitscape often entertains himself at the expense of the readers by spouting lyrics on this web page. Tonight will be no exception. However, there's going to be a little twist on it this time.

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That's ONE way to start your evening

Thursday, October 19, 2000 19:05

Holy cow! Nobody is going to believe me when I say this, but I swear it happened. A very, very bizzare undocumented "feature" in M18. But I can't reproduce it. I'm not even sure if I believe myself. But I know it happened. Twice.

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Up and pondering (alt title: pushing buttons)

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 22:55

These are my hands but what can they give me?
These are my eyes but they cannot see
These are my arms but they don't know tenderness
And I must confess that I am usually drawn to sadness
And loneliness has never been a stranger to me

But love tried to welcome me
But my soul drew back
Guilty of lust and sin
Love tried to take me in

These are my lips but they whisper sorrow
This is my voice but it's telling lies
I know how to laugh but I don't know happiness
And I must confess
Instead of spring it's always winter
And my heart has always been a lonely hunter

But still
Love tried to welcome me
But my soul drew back
I was covered with dust and sin
Love tried to take me in
Love tried to break me

And I must confess
Instead of spring it's always winter
And my heart has always been a lonely hunter

But still
Love tried to welcome me
But my soul drew back
Covered with dust and sin
Love tried to take me in
Love tried to welome me

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Catching up

Wednesday, October 18, 2000 19:49

Well, I guess I'll start with the sucky news. Yes, the rumors which have been reverberating through certain sectors of meatspace are correct. On Tusday, October 18, at 2205 MDT (according to the official sheet of paper in front of me), Bitscape did indeed receive his first speeding ticket. Yuck.

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Tilling the field

Monday, October 16, 2000 22:06

[Bitscape munches on his KFC wings.] Hrmph. These things suck compared to Safeway's hotwings. But they'll do.

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Time flies when you're fragging

Sunday, October 15, 2000 02:20

Just got out of a rousing match of Q3 with Jaeger and Neelix. 2 hours never went by quicker. And now, I'm so tired, I'm about to plop.

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Recompiling another kernel

Saturday, October 14, 2000 21:43

This is one of those days where one has all sorts of fun with kernel strangeness. It all started after I began implementing the plan as outlined last night. Network card transplant went smoothly. That was the easy part.

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We're 'bout due for a rambling, I'd say

Friday, October 13, 2000 21:02

Yes, there was once a time when we would often go a week or more without a single rambling, but in this day and age of pervasive content vulturing, a more proactive approach to high yield structural systems management is required. We wouldn't want our incrementally differentiated baseline to be adversely affected by the deployment of the integrated content solutions framework. Uh, yeah. That's my inner pointy hair talking.

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Fun for the whole software engineering family

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 17:33

Got home from work a little while ago.... that is, if you consider playing video games and hanging out at Dave and Buster's for most of the afternoon "work". ;)

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cd ripping, tv watching, the growing circle, plans for the future, etc

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 22:09

And the earth becomes my throne
I adapt to the unknown
Under wandering stars I groan
By myself but not alone
I ask no one

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Addicted to content posting, even if I have nothing to say

Monday, October 9, 2000 22:42

First, I was going to post a rambling tonight. Then, when I sat down, I couldn't think of anything. So I decided to skip. But now, here I am, babbling about how I have nothing to say. I admit it: This rambling thing has become a terrible addiction. Terrible.

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Digital funerals, optical rodents, and futuristic greek gods

Sunday, October 8, 2000 20:10

First, before I begin the topics at hand, I'd like to make a note or two about last night's review of the Xena Premiere: (a) Obviously, my sometimes-held theory that there are no Xenites in the audience of this web page has been proven wrong, and (b) what fell apart in the fourth act last night was not the show, but Bitscape's brain. A review of the handy tape I made revealed that there was indeed a brief shot showing Gabrielle rescuing Eve from the Amazon encampment. Also, the change in terrain, while quite rapid, was indeed shown as Xena and Ares rode their horses upward into mountains. I'm gonna have to watch the whole thing again, next time with the brain turned on throughout the episode.

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A tv junkie again

Sunday, October 8, 2000 00:17

No doubt about it. With all these season premieres happenin, the addiction comes back with full force. To believe otherwise would be self-delusion.

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We'll always have Pari^H^H^H^H Unimatrix Zero

Saturday, October 7, 2000 20:23

Alright, so yes, I did meander in to work for a while today. (In case it wasn't already obvious to everybody; who ARE all these strange characters who keep appearing in the chatter dose anyway? ;)

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Natural Born Killers (*** 1/2)

Friday, October 6, 2000 23:21

Natural Born Killers. A movie so vile and debauched in carnage and cynicism that it's easy to see why it has many critics in the more timid, squeamish stomach type of circles. At the same time, one cannot write off such a unique, artfully crafted, and exquisitely filmed piece of work as just some gutter trash. This is great film making!

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The Cell (*** 1/2)

Friday, October 6, 2000 23:18

Great movie. Possibly the worst theatrical viewing conditions seen to date. So hindered was the environment that it's almost not movielog-worthy. But I'll make an attempt.

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A week's worth of non-content for the non-masses

Friday, October 6, 2000 23:14

Ok, now I feel really silly. My DSL line is finally back up. It could've been up for the past several hours, but I didn't even bother to notice until after 2200. I pretty much figured it was a lost cause for the weekend. I had been trying pings from work for most of the day with no success. After the last one at 1900 just before I left, I figured it would be until at least Monday for sure.

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Now why am I not the least bit surprised?

Thursday, October 5, 2000 17:59

I just got a call from the Covad tech. They actually came out and did some tests outdoors before I arrived back. The line is down because of... and I know everybody is going to be sooooo surprised by this shocking revelation...

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Waiting for Covad

Thursday, October 5, 2000 16:30

So yeah, here I am. In the Lair. The Covad tech people could show up in five minutes. Could be four hours. Who knows? In this rainy, foggy weather, I'll just be glad if they show up at all. (Preferably, with an immediate fix to this long outage as well.)

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Tell me something beautiful, tell me something free

Wednesday, October 4, 2000 20:40

Tell me something beautiful, and I wish that I could be

Then I got my wings and I never even knew it
When I was a worm thought I couldn't get through it

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Femme Heroes

Tuesday, October 3, 2000 22:43

Tonight, while other members of the family chose to watch the National Liars Convention (otherwise known by the term "presidential debate"), Bitscape ventured off to the tv in his parents' room (his own still lacks a broadcast connection; attempts at using rabbit ears have not yielded much success, due most likely to the lower elevation of Bitscape's room), where he watched the all new Buffy.

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Blee blee blee

Monday, October 2, 2000 21:46

All I can say: Who needs to watch comedies on tv when you're in the acting class I'm in?

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Darkness Falls

Sunday, October 1, 2000 22:11

And over the past 24+ hours, Bitscape has spent far more time watching episodes of The X Files than would be physically or mentally healthy for any normal human being. Hahahahahahahahahahah!

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Shoutouts

bse: eek! indeed.. i guess that explains all the dissapperances ive noticed recently.. =o
2000-10-01 06:53:55-06

bse of raq: what might be yonder location of syndication, dear jaeger?
2000-10-01 07:33:04-06

bse of raq: what might be yonder location of syndication, dear jaeger?
2000-10-01 07:54:23-06

Jäger: huh? the xml interface for Content Solutions?
2000-10-01 12:35:18-06

bse: heh.. rdf channels..
2000-10-01 12:39:45-06

Jäger: this isn't pure rdf but the combined interface to Content Solutions as described a month ago: [festing.org]
2000-10-01 14:33:50-06

bse: hm.. i have that.. unless you dont have an rdf for changelog and such? =o
2000-10-01 15:16:01-06

Jäger: not at the moment, although it'd be simple to duct tape one together.
2000-10-01 16:14:52-06

bse: ah
2000-10-01 16:22:41-06

Shadowkiller: Jaeger is correct. Bitscape's DSL line was mercilessly cut down for the weekend, and will probably remain so for several more days. :(
2000-10-02 09:03:03-06

Jäger: whee
2000-10-02 14:04:40-06

Monkey: give up? already? I'm building a puzzle for you to put together. Good luck.
2000-10-02 15:46:07-06

Shadowkiller: Would the first puzzle to solve be figuring out who this "Monkey" character is? Guesses, anyone?
2000-10-02 17:01:14-06

Jäger *could* anaylize his weblogs for clues...
2000-10-02 19:01:05-06

bouncing: Would that be an infringement on the imaginary privacy policy of CS?
2000-10-03 11:12:34-06

Shadowkiller: Ah, but what about the imaginary disclosure forms?
2000-10-03 11:54:21-06

Shadowkiller: Looks like Jaeger and I had similar ideas when it came to tv last night. ;)
2000-10-04 09:47:59-06

Jäger: Any word on the DSL?
2000-10-04 18:29:54-06

Jäger prepares for kernel panics as he reboots to a kernel he added code to
2000-10-04 22:32:36-06

Jäger: Guess who just hacked the kernel to get the special keys on his Logitech keyboard to do something?
2000-10-04 23:53:23-06

Shadowkiller: Jaeger, thou art insane. It would seem, however, that the penguin gods have smiled upon thee.
2000-10-05 10:14:23-06

Shadowkiller: Oh, and in answer to your question. Covad techs are scheduled to make a stop at the Louisville Compound tonight.
2000-10-05 10:23:34-06

Shadowkiller: Mmmmm.... Buffalo Wings.
2000-10-05 13:09:27-06

ShadowFinder: And with those two words doth the Shadowkiller reveal his secret identity.
2000-10-05 18:36:46-06

Shadowkiller: Oh really, now? And just how is that? I'm far from the only one who has been eating buffalo wings lately. ;)
2000-10-06 08:12:30-06

ShadowFinder: OkayFine. Shadowkiller at least revealed the location of his Sekrit Lair. ;)
2000-10-06 10:00:27-06

ShadowFinder: But considering the noticible absence of Bitscape over in ths column lately... one has to wonder... (Especially considering the DSL report five entries up. ;)
2000-10-06 10:05:30-06

Shadowkiller: Okay, I admit. Perhaps my identity isn't quite that much of a secret. So now the question becomes: Who is ShadowFinder? ;)
2000-10-06 11:59:58-06

ShadowFinder: I'll never tell. And neither will your logs since a certain someone shared a certain metho of surfing The Lounge one recent Saturday. ;)
2000-10-06 12:13:45-06

Shadowkiller: Hmmmmm... Let's just say I now have a strong suspicion. But I will keep my theories to myself for now. ;)
2000-10-06 12:34:58-06

Jäger smiles and nods, and wonders what the DSL status is. (This content vulture is getting a little hungry.)
2000-10-06 13:44:35-06

Shadowkiller: The DSL is now in the hands of a company we all know and hate.
2000-10-06 14:45:27-06

Jäger: oh wow. this could get annoying fast.
2000-10-06 15:55:53-06

bse coughs from the confinds of helixgnome, sawfish, and several new blue spot lights
2000-10-06 20:30:37-06

Bitscape: Content vultures beware! There's a load on the way!!!! :)
2000-10-06 22:41:34-06

ScapeBit: There's a load on the way?? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! (Heh heh. He said "load".)
2000-10-06 23:58:04-06

Jäger vulturizes fresh frozen content (flash frozen for your fresh content consumption pleasure)
2000-10-07 00:46:47-06

Japhy: This isn't who it would be if it wasn't who it is.
2000-10-07 06:45:55-06

Japhy: Not once in the past year has my USWest DSL line been down.
2000-10-07 07:01:25-06

PhyJa: Duh. USWorst isn't going to piss-off THEIR customers, just the competition's (Covad's) so people will go direct with USWorst and generate the bastards direct revenue in larger $$ than the simple line fee Covad pays them.
2000-10-07 10:09:38-06

Bitscape yawns. So... the mysterious Japhy returns. Perhaps USWest does not treat all of its customers equally, eh?
2000-10-07 10:26:01-06

Bitscape: I think this "PhyJa" has a point. (Funny, all the strange new names we've been seeing around here, ain't it? ScapeBit was an especially choice one. Hahaha.)
2000-10-07 10:30:49-06

ScapeBit: Doth thou MOCK me? Where'd I hide that Wand of Zot?
2000-10-07 11:42:13-06

Bitscape: Your threats of evil magic carry no sway in THIS realm. <Homer Simpson Impression>Sir, you have insulted my honor. I challenge you to a duel!</Homer Simpson Impression>
2000-10-07 12:33:45-06

Shadowkiller wanders into the looney farm, only to find it almost completely vacant.
2000-10-07 12:58:32-06

Shadowkiller: ...and the lunch crowd returns!
2000-10-07 13:25:00-06

ScapeBit: Who said anything about "evil magic"?
2000-10-07 13:51:34-06

ShadowFinder: And once and for all, Shadowkiller reveals his secrit identity.
2000-10-07 14:01:01-06

Shadowkiller: lol. Yeah, I know. Dead giveaway there.
2000-10-07 14:09:09-06

Shadowkiller: (But, shhhh! If we let these messages just scroll away, the newcomers will have no idea. ;)
2000-10-07 14:12:43-06

ShadowFinder: If you'd only posted the SECOND message and had parked in back, others would have had LOTS of fun speculating about your identity. ;)
2000-10-07 15:31:12-06

Shadowkiller: Others, eh? How many silently watching "others" do you suppose are viewing this entire exchange? (The paranoid side of me wonders if ya'll have been talking 'bout me behind my back. ;)
2000-10-07 15:46:35-06

ShadowFinder: Whoops! };> Sorry, you'll get no quantification of "others" from ME! (We are many of varying grography. ;)
2000-10-07 18:40:53-06

Jäger munches Ramen
2000-10-07 20:07:23-06

Bitscape sits down at the Argo console. Well ScapeBit, YOU were the one who was talking about a Wand of Zot. If you weren't planning evil magic, what did you intend to do with it? Turn all the trees into cotton candy? :)
2000-10-07 20:11:02-06

bse looks around cautiously for.. "the others"
2000-10-07 20:22:24-06

Bitscape: lol. A bunch of insane freaks around here, ain't we?
2000-10-07 20:23:36-06

ScapeBit: revokes Bitscape's Geek Credentials for not knowing what the Wand of Zot is.
2000-10-07 20:53:10-06

Obi-Wan: View the Source!
2000-10-08 01:11:11-06

bse: ooM
2000-10-08 08:01:04-06

Don't Blink: Ahem. Gabrielle untied Eve from the Amazon camp and had Eve collect up all those blankets the two of them were carrying to warm up Xena.
2000-10-08 10:44:51-06

Bitscape pulls out his VHS copy....
2000-10-08 10:48:52-06

Bitscape confirms Don't Look's statement. Okay, which toe should go in my mouth first. All of 'em, I suppose? (But I still think it would've been nice if they had brought some closure to that amazon subplot.)
2000-10-08 10:53:01-06

Bitscape: s/Look/Blink/ Grrrr... Don't type reviews after midnight, and don't try to chat until you've been awake for at least 15 minutes.
2000-10-08 10:56:23-06

Bitscape prepares for the funeral.
2000-10-08 12:19:57-06

Jäger listens to Beethoven's "Funeral March" to commemerate the tragic loss of one of our hallowed Festing family.
2000-10-08 22:00:31-06

ScapeBit: Dead machines can still resolve in forward and reverse DNS???
2000-10-08 22:47:56-06

Bitscape: lol. Maybe their ghosts can?
2000-10-08 22:55:13-06

Bitscape: I think I shall erect a monument in the Lair to Dagobah's great legacy. The case should serve as a nice memorial symbol.
2000-10-08 22:57:45-06

Jäger: armagetron is fun!
2000-10-09 00:52:25-06

Jäger: armagetron is fun!
2000-10-09 00:54:24-06

bse ponders how long his computer has left.... =o
2000-10-09 05:57:02-06

Shadowkiller ponders the future.
2000-10-09 08:33:50-06

Jäger: Does a ghost inhabit your DNS?
2000-10-09 10:51:36-06

Jäger: How about louisville.festing.org?
2000-10-09 10:52:01-06

Shadowkiller: What about lcompound.festing.org?
2000-10-09 11:18:02-06

Shadowkiller thinks that something that doesn't immediately give away the geographical location to non-initiates would be fun.
2000-10-09 11:19:14-06

Jäger: yes yes. Any other votes ya/nay? (Since one additional content vulture (albeit not a content provider) does reside at said compound)?
2000-10-09 13:14:39-06

Shadowkiller: bouncing hasn't been saying much around here lately. Hmmmm...
2000-10-09 13:32:17-06

bouncing: By a split of the tounge, I just called Outlook "Outhouse Express" to one of our clients. lol. :o
2000-10-09 16:43:11-06

Bitscape: lol. Go bouncing! Spread the truth.
2000-10-09 21:24:55-06

crackmonkey: Rich!
2000-10-09 21:59:09-06

shadowlillerkiller: whores.festing.org? huh? yeaaahh...
2000-10-09 22:00:28-06

Bitscape: It would seem that the circle of crazies who chat hear is expanding every day. I just wonder what the handle/real person ratio is. Fairly high, I'm guessing.
2000-10-09 22:51:17-06

Bitscape: Hear or here? What's the difference. Proof positive that it's a bad idea to post stuff when one's brain is about to spontaniously deactivate. Ho hum.
2000-10-09 22:52:55-06

bse: but when are these crazies going to start earning their keep and providing some semblance of content? hmm? er.. *vulture, vulture, kaaa, kaaa* err.. dont mind me...
2000-10-10 06:10:39-06

bse: yo
2000-10-10 07:21:00-06

ShadowFox: I will provide WHAT I want, WHEN I want. Live with it. Hahaha!
2000-10-10 14:19:15-06

ShadowWeeble: Yeah! What they said!!!
2000-10-10 14:36:59-06

Shadowkiller: Hey! How come all these people keep copying the first 6 characters in my name?
2000-10-10 15:10:39-06

Shadowkiller opens himself to the True Source. The One Power courses through his veins, but the Dark One's taint is mixed with the saidin.
2000-10-10 15:19:23-06

ShadowKastle: First *six* characters? ;)
2000-10-10 16:06:56-06

Shadowkiller: Doest thou mock me, ShadowKastle? (And yes, first SIX characters, even in your case... IF the match is case-sensitive, that is. ;)
2000-10-10 16:36:31-06

Shadowkiller ponders whether to use balefire on all these Shadow-wannabes.
2000-10-10 16:38:27-06

Shadowkiller: <rapping>I'M Shadowkiller, yes I'M the real killer, all you other Shadow fakers are just imitating. So won't the real Shadowkller please stand up. Please stand up.</rapping>
2000-10-10 16:47:45-06

bse: um.. that yo wasn't me.. *looks around cautiously*
2000-10-10 18:03:42-06

Jäger checks in from Kretschmar Hall and realizes he forgot his sacred green engineering paper, so he can't do any homework.
2000-10-10 20:20:29-06

Bitscape: Jaeger, holy cow! You're one crazy Content Solutions provider! ;)
2000-10-10 21:05:58-06

Bitscape: I was going to say I think some form of handle-hopping prevention might be in order. A set of reserved usernames which require authentication, perhaps? (I personally have not been handle hopped, nor has my "other half" if you know what I mean, but if bse has, that's a problem.)
2000-10-10 21:08:15-06

bse nods..
2000-10-11 06:47:34-06

Shadowkiller: I think it would be preferable to keep things as is if possible. If the handle hopping abuse is repeated, then take more drastic measures. If it remains just one isolated incident that doesn't occur again, though... I'd rather keep the open nature here.
2000-10-11 09:22:40-06

Jäger heads over to the girl's dorm to install Linux
2000-10-11 16:50:33-06

Bitscape claps. For the good of humanity, right Jaeger? ;)
2000-10-11 17:35:32-06

bouncing just procured one of those whorific wireless logitec keyboards for work. went with the split urgonomic keyboards this time.. It's nice. I think I might have to go whoregonomic at home too.
2000-10-11 18:15:35-06

bouncing: oooo. Content Solutions is soo much faster! Ted, you crazy guy you.
2000-10-11 18:15:59-06

Jäger checks in from the basement of the women's dorm, having recently liberated a local computer.
2000-10-11 19:00:29-06

Bitscape chats. Go Jaeger! Go Jaeger!
2000-10-11 19:07:26-06

scott: createdb isn't working for me....
2000-10-11 23:18:18-06

bse: how are those split egonomic keyboards? thye just look like theyd slow ones typing speed..
2000-10-12 05:55:19-06

Shadowkiller: They seem pretty nice, except all the ones I've seen put the 6 on the wrong side. :(
2000-10-12 08:04:49-06

Jäger: Which side should the 6 go on? Mine's on the left. I happen to like my keyboard.
2000-10-12 11:31:46-06

Shadowkiller: According to traditional touch typing theory, the 6 should go on the right side of the keyboard.
2000-10-12 11:47:05-06

Shadowkiller: Draw imaginary lines which sland downward, separating the keys assigned to each finger. Each finger except the index finger on both hands has one "column" it is responsible for. Index fingers have 2 columns.
2000-10-12 11:50:14-06

Shadowkiller: So, for example the left pinky on a qwerty keyboard would have the 1qaz column. (On dvorak, it's 1'a;) If every such column is parallel, it becomes clear that the line dividing the hands falls between the 5 and the 6. Therefore, 6 belongs on the right.
2000-10-12 11:52:11-06

Shadowkiller: Simple, eh? :)
2000-10-12 11:52:30-06

ScapeBit: Nope, the 6 is technically fair game for either hand and you have to start with your right pinky finger on the - key. 4 and 5 are the left, 7 and 8 are the right. 6 is fair game.
2000-10-12 17:13:49-06

ScapeBit: One could argue that with the heavy backspace use on the right hand the 6 does indeed belong to the left hand -- which is where it lives on most split keyboards.
2000-10-12 17:15:56-06

Shadowkiller: When I took typing class all those years ago, I was told to use the right hand to type 6. On a non-split keyboard, it actually is slightly closer to the left index home position. But that's the way I learned it, so I've been using it that way ever since.
2000-10-12 17:23:24-06

Shadowkiller: That's not to say that new typing methods cannot be learned. I should know. ;) But it does take effort to reverse years of habit. (BTW, the right pinky really gets a bum deal, having to cover all those symbol keys AND backspace.)
2000-10-12 17:25:48-06

Bitscape agrees with Shadowkiller. ;)
2000-10-12 17:57:02-06

Jäger started using the left shift key when he learned Dvorak
2000-10-12 18:21:25-06

Jäger: Some obscure keyboards, I recal, have a backspace key for the left thumb.
2000-10-12 18:22:53-06

Bitscape: That just sounds plain wierd. I suppose one could get used to it though.
2000-10-12 21:42:40-06

Bitscape: M18 arrives. Woohoo! Quick, everybody go to mozilla.org and grab a copy. :)
2000-10-12 21:49:38-06

Bitscape: Oooh. I like the modern theme. Like a space bubble or something.
2000-10-12 22:04:57-06

Jäger has to remind himself that ScapeBit and Bitscape are different people...
2000-10-12 22:48:46-06

Bitscape: I think ScapeBit might be a changeling.
2000-10-13 07:04:27-06

Jäger just got 100% on his first test of the quarter: ordinary differential equations. He takes this as a good omen, especially with another test coming up in eight minutes.
2000-10-13 09:52:39-06

Jäger checks in from the cs lab from a Sparc with a remote X connection to a Linux box
2000-10-13 12:40:27-06

ScapeBit: I am NOT a number^H^H^H^H^H^H changeling! I am a human being!
2000-10-13 12:52:14-06

Shadowkiller: It's Friday everybodee. Rejoice!
2000-10-13 13:47:34-06

Shadowkiller: A sparc, is it? Running remote X apps off Linux. Hmmm. That is wild and spooky.
2000-10-13 13:49:07-06

Shadowkiller: But ScapeBit, don't you wish you were a changeling? :)
2000-10-13 13:50:02-06

scott: wheatus's new song "teenage dirtbag" is sweet!
2000-10-13 13:56:24-06

Shadowkiller: You REALLY don't want to get me started... :) "Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baayby. Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby...."
2000-10-13 14:36:37-06

KRISTIN: HI ALL!! HAPPY FRIDAY FROM THE WINNER AT SUN!
2000-10-13 14:44:44-06

Shadowkiller: If that's who I think it is, we may indeed have an actual Sun Microsystems person right here in Content Solutions. Unbelievable! (BTW, ya may wanna turn off the caps lock. ;)
2000-10-13 14:53:58-06

Shadowkiller: BTW, could you tell your bosses kudos from all of us for GPL-ing Star... make that OpenOffice? :)
2000-10-13 14:56:36-06

ScapeBit: Seeing that the original definition of "changeling" was the defective baby left behind after the gypsies/lepreuchans/whate ver stole a newborn "real" baby.... WTF would I want to be a changeling????
2000-10-13 15:37:21-06

Shadowkiller: Haven't you ever watched Deep Space 9? :)
2000-10-13 15:49:48-06

Jäger: Cause if you don't watch DS9, maybe you shouldn't be reading Content Solutions.
2000-10-13 17:16:53-06

Bitscape: lol. Are we now drafting prerequisites for Content Solutions usage? :)
2000-10-13 17:47:57-06

ScapeBit: (Whoops, my age is showing.) "Changeling" is what they called themSELVES. They're "shape-shifters". ;P Now that would be fun... I'll be one of those. And now I'll go reflect upon the shape of this rock over here.... (P.S. DS9 SUX. 7-of-9 RULZ!)
2000-10-13 17:50:34-06

Bitscape: Ok, ScapeBit, I think you have proven your credentials as a Trekker. Although doesn't it just figure that the inverse of my handle would have an opposite preference in the DS9 vs Voy debate. Voyager's cool too, but Kira could kick 7's ass. No offense. :)
2000-10-13 19:30:58-06

ScapeBit: Are you high? Kira WISHES she could kick ass like Seven! Next thing you are going to try and shovel is the bold-faced lie that Xena could kick Ares' ass!
2000-10-13 20:17:53-06

Bitscape: A former Bajoran terrorist versus an ex-Borg drone. A drone may be efficient and blunt, but a terrorist is cunning and resourceful. In a fight, Kira wins. No doubt about it.
2000-10-13 21:38:38-06

Bitscape: As for the Xena/Ares thing, I think I would be at a bit of a disadvantage after last week's episode. Xena really should've been able to whoop Ares' ass though. Maybe she had some lingering weakness after the pregnancy with Eve. Who knows?
2000-10-13 21:44:06-06

Bitscape: Jaeger, thou art not the only one whose parent(s) have been reading his web content lately.
2000-10-14 21:48:28-06

ScapeBit: Ho Hum. Another Friday the 13th, and another excuse for producers to drag out all those lame scripts they'd otherwise never actually air.
2000-10-14 23:03:51-06

Eve: In the name of Eli, and all the powers of Heaven, I command this evil presence to be cast out!
2000-10-14 23:28:10-06

ScapeBit: Too bad they didn't cast out that damn episode!
2000-10-14 23:36:38-06

ScapeBit: In the name of TV Geeks, and all the powers of my Remote Control, I command this evil episode to never air again!
2000-10-14 23:41:15-06

sukah: Don't just see what you want to see!
2000-10-15 00:19:56-06

Bitscape has no strong feelings either way about said episode. Nothing to rave about. Not the worst either. 2 out of 5 chakrams.
2000-10-15 10:49:34-06

Jäger: you're not going to start a Xena-reviewing portion of your webpage, are you?
2000-10-15 12:18:56-06

Bitscape: Now that you mention it, that's not a bad idea. (Actually, I've had postgres tables for general tv show reviews sitting around for a while, but no interface for them.)
2000-10-15 12:42:26-06

Jäger: do'h! I just had to say something, didn't I.
2000-10-15 13:53:28-06

Zan Lynx: Fragging in Q3, I hear? If no one minds, let me know the next time you play! I'd love to join in!
2000-10-15 15:15:44-06

Jäger: It was announced on jaegerfesting.
2000-10-15 16:45:31-06

Bitscape: Perhaps a content solutions announce table would be useful?
2000-10-15 18:03:48-06

Bitscape: Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda. Quality television programming.
2000-10-15 18:04:18-06

Bitscape learns the joys of the iptables command.
2000-10-15 18:53:00-06

Jäger: Are you suggesting that Content Solutions sucumb to creeping featurism?
2000-10-15 19:09:54-06

Bitscape: It was a random thought. I didn't say it was a good random thought.
2000-10-15 20:10:47-06

Bitscape: Been to bse's site lately? :)
2000-10-15 20:13:40-06

bse grins. content a-hoy matey!
2000-10-15 20:26:18-06

Jäger: The secret of Zan Lynx's identity in meatspace has been revealed to me.
2000-10-16 10:55:24-06

Shadowkiller knows Zan Lynx. Perhaps he too will join the content vulture circle?
2000-10-16 11:03:52-06

ScapeBit: Zan Lynx isn't exactly a comman handle, and any net search would reveal his secret identity to those who already know him in meatspace.n (A whopping 2 web pages in all of AltaV. ;)
2000-10-16 12:41:48-06

Shadowkiller: If there was ever any doubt in my mind as to ScapeBit's true identity, it has been erased with that last statement. ;)
2000-10-16 14:01:33-06

ScapeBit: Don't be so sure! You're not the only one being taught new tricks around here! (Quick! Guess who the double-agent is! ;)
2000-10-16 14:39:54-06

Shadowkiller: Mindgames. It's all about mindgames. But I know you, ScapeBit (or whatever you choose to call yourself next). The more mindgames you try to play, the more you give yourself away. (Methinks the Finder is now the FindEE. ;)
2000-10-16 15:08:47-06

Zan Lynx: ScapeBit is certainly not me, whoever it may be.
2000-10-16 17:01:08-06

Zan Lynx: A Google search on zlynx would prove most informative.
2000-10-16 17:08:24-06

Shadowkiller: lol. Indeed it does. Indeed it does.
2000-10-16 17:10:03-06

Zan Lynx: I believe I have joined the content vultures. Feasting on dead, decaying content...Ick. Why not be a content farmer instead?
2000-10-16 17:29:06-06

Jäger acquires symphony tickets
2000-10-16 17:30:31-06

Zan Lynx: The previous comment does not refer to your content, which I enjoy reading, but to the term "content vulture", which I find implies certain negative things about the content in question.
2000-10-16 17:31:04-06

Bitscape: Wouldn't a content farmer be one who creates content, whereas a content vulture is one who consumes it? Therefore, Jaeger, bse, and myself would be both.
2000-10-16 17:35:29-06

Bitscape: As for the term itself... it may sound ugly, but it does have a ring. :)
2000-10-16 17:36:23-06

ScapeBit: So Zan is a Porcine Midwife in meatspace???
2000-10-16 17:53:51-06

ScapeBit: DOH! Filtering out HTML tags is ye!? Fine, here it is inline: [pub10.ezboard.com]
2000-10-16 17:55:39-06

ScapeBit: Hahaha! Kinda messes up word-wrap now, doesn't it?
2000-10-16 18:08:01-06

bse gets into his tractor... err..
2000-10-16 18:32:30-06

Jäger: Some sites (like jaegerfesting) display html tags properly.
2000-10-16 20:15:15-06

Zan Lynx: What an interesting life my alternate identities must lead. That is a well contructed pig page, is it not? Unfortunately, I am not involved in porcine midwifery. It sounds quite fascinating however!
2000-10-16 20:30:44-06

Bitscape: Ew. Formatting is all mussed up. Perhaps I should fix it so that A tags aren't filtered out on this site.
2000-10-16 21:37:14-06

ScapeBit: Well, it would certainly make the Rambling eaiser to read. ;)
2000-10-16 22:21:38-06

Jäger drinks a homebrew guarana beverage
2000-10-16 22:25:30-06

Bitscape: HOMEBREW guarana, ya say? That's either really cool, or really scary. "Yeah doc, gimme some of that extra potent stuff you cooked up in the basement."
2000-10-16 22:36:34-06

Jäger wonders: if he ignors his RA, will he leave?
2000-10-17 00:10:27-06

Bitscape: Alright, we should be able to see technocrat, bakterium, and Zan Lynx's page from here now.
2000-10-17 04:59:11-06

Bitscape: Insomnia is an odd thing.
2000-10-17 05:00:14-06

bse: cool. hmm, most petrol stations are pay-in-the-shop-and-tempt -you-with-snacks here in england, altough, we have come accross some pay-at-pump-and-leave stations. we're so lacking =o
2000-10-17 06:11:15-06

Shadowkiller: Hmmm. Most stations around here have pay at the pump. Maybe we're just a little spoiled in the U.S. :)
2000-10-17 08:40:07-06

Jäger: Go for us spoiled Americans!
2000-10-17 10:01:55-06

Jäger works on Battery Content Farming System
2000-10-17 10:31:04-06

Shadowkiller: Oooh... ...and Humblik posts test content! What IS the world coming to? (and you can quote me. ;)
2000-10-17 11:27:19-06

Humblik: Let's see if this works for me.
2000-10-17 11:50:24-06

Jäger: Um, for the record, those are my tests for now. I'll probably delete them RSN, as soon as I get done with this other site here.
2000-10-17 11:50:37-06

Humblik: Okay first time I've tried out the Chatterbox. Looks like I'll have fun adding new and fresh content to my web page with the use of Jaeger's content engine.
2000-10-17 11:56:25-06

Shadowkiller: No Humblik links anymore. Oh sure, make me look like a crazy person. ;)
2000-10-17 12:01:48-06

Jäger: It's me. I deleted my test entries, assuming that Humblik will create his own content soon enough.
2000-10-17 12:53:42-06

Shadowkiller: And now I see a Nemo test. lol. If these people actually post content, this could start getting crazy...
2000-10-17 13:01:19-06

Shadowkiller: Wowee. Nemo actually has some recent content! Amazing.
2000-10-17 15:32:24-06

bse hacks on converting his content solutions processing engine from perl to php. almsot there, needs content addition though.. and some prettification =D
2000-10-17 16:01:54-06

bse: jaeger, have you changed the solutions output code to output xml with all the attribs in caps, or is it just php fiddling with it? =o
2000-10-17 16:04:26-06

bse: oh wait, forget that, i just noticed its doing the same with soem local data, as was form a few months ago. =D
2000-10-17 16:05:12-06

bse: could you roll a new siteid for me, jaeger? "bakterium." pointing to www.bakterium.com.. almost got this solutions interface cracked.
2000-10-17 17:11:33-06

Jäger: id = 9
2000-10-17 17:50:58-06

Jäger considers schemes to get them to let him change his keyboard layout on the lab computers. Worst case scenerio: by not letting me use Dvorak you hamper some imaginary disability.
2000-10-17 17:55:39-06

bse: testing.. testing...
2000-10-17 18:16:20-06

bse: hurrah.. operational content solution outside of festing.org =D
2000-10-17 18:20:24-06

Bitscape: Where? Where? *pant pant* I don't see it.
2000-10-17 18:27:37-06

Jäger: Checking in from nemofesting
2000-10-17 18:38:13-06

Jäger: Come to jaegerfesting, where you can see what webpage a Solutions Provider was viewing from, and you'll see that bse's two comments are identified as coming from his page.
2000-10-17 18:38:56-06

bse waves. for some reason the script crashes mozilla on pressing submit..
2000-10-17 18:42:35-06

Bitscape: Checking out the bakterium.com feed. :)
2000-10-17 18:46:00-06

Bitscape: Hmmm. I'm using M18, and it didn't crash for me. Works fine here.
2000-10-17 18:46:28-06

bse: ah, m18, i was using the build from the 13th (figures ;) - downloading today's build at the moment.
2000-10-17 19:01:12-06

Jäger departs to partake in classical music.
2000-10-17 20:01:06-06

fluke: wibble
2000-10-18 10:53:05-06

floke: wobble
2000-10-18 11:49:18-06

bse: uh oh.. ;)
2000-10-18 11:49:46-06

bse: oh great.. webserver appears to be down.
2000-10-18 12:04:55-06

bse: oh great.. webserver appears to be down.
2000-10-18 12:05:16-06

Shadowkiller: bakterium.com? Works for me. Or maybe it came back up since you posted that, cause it has been a while.
2000-10-18 13:59:18-06

Shadowkiller: I can definitely surf in from here. :-) Maybe a network problem on your client end?
2000-10-18 14:20:14-06

bse: yeah, my isp was playing up (or mozilla was)
2000-10-18 16:37:55-06

bse: there isnt going to be a movie from mr brian warner, because of the screenplay's content, heh. he said there might be an animated film based on it though. =D
2000-10-18 20:36:47-06

Zan Lynx: Interesting. I went to the religion test Bitscape mentioned. I seem to have scored Roman Catholic and Adventist both at 100. Odd. Maybe I still believe that stuff.
2000-10-18 20:51:57-06

Bitscape: No movie after all? Doh! The pages with my search results must've been out of date. Bummer.
2000-10-18 20:59:25-06

Bitscape: lol, Zan Lynx. 100 on both Adventist and Catholic?!? I find that quite hilarious, simply because Adventists so often like to contrast themselves to Catholics. Maybe not so different after all, eh? :)
2000-10-18 21:04:49-06

Bitscape: Mid-week weekend? Jaeger, you are one lucky dude.
2000-10-18 21:07:42-06

nemo: I don't think that says much about them bening alike. The results are on a curve--the closest is scored at 100. I just answered a few of them as a test and got 4 matches at 100. They were Eastern Orthodox, Orthodox Judaism, Catholic, & Adventist.
2000-10-18 21:47:55-06

Bitscape: Wow, that's quite the combination. Curious.
2000-10-18 21:53:09-06

nemo: Yeah, I thought it was kind of strange.
2000-10-18 21:55:01-06

Jäger: He irons dress shirts! Is there anything this man can't do?
2000-10-19 00:38:47-06

Shadowkiller: Who? Huh? Uh... too sleepy.
2000-10-19 08:15:05-06

nemo: Good Morning all, well I'm off to class.
2000-10-19 08:53:54-06

bse: morning? its mid-afternoon ;)
2000-10-19 09:12:36-06

bouncing: Damn it, Jim! I'm a software engineer, not a web design man!
2000-10-19 10:57:00-06

Shadowkiller: bouncing, are the pointy hairs over in the dog house gettin to ya? Or is that statement an explanation as to why your web page hasn't had fresh content in a while?
2000-10-19 13:42:33-06

Linknoid: Go ahead Jaeger, create a ranking system for Linux coders.
2000-10-19 14:02:51-06

Jäger: bouncing doesn't belive in content. You should understand that.
2000-10-19 14:41:14-06

Shadowkiller: Or you could take a look at theirs.
2000-10-19 14:48:30-06

Jäger takes the test... and gets 100% on SDA.
2000-10-19 16:50:40-06

bouncing: Last time I checked, my page had the most worthwhile content. Reference to my comment: There is a coworker always having me helper her with HTML tables. (I don't think she fully gets the concept -- grew up on DreamWeaver)
2000-10-19 18:01:47-06

Jäger: middle-click on any version of Netscape or Mozilla I've seen and it'll attempt to go to the location specified in your clipboard. So if you happened to have the offending word in your clipboard for whatever reason, it'd prepend [www.] and append .com
2000-10-19 20:21:21-06

Jäger: and end up at the domain you specified.
2000-10-19 20:21:56-06

Bitscape: Hmmm, interesting. What you say is correct. However, I am quite certain I did not insert it into my clipboard. How very odd.
2000-10-19 20:45:13-06

bouncing: The magic question: to go to work early or late tomorrow?
2000-10-19 22:37:33-06

Jäger: woah... M18 rendered jaegerfesting quite strangely at first. A reload fixed it all.
2000-10-20 01:34:18-06

Bitscape: Argo. Proof positive that it's a bad idea to treat insomnia by writing html at 4am.
2000-10-20 04:44:16-06

Shadowkiller: How's everyone's Friday going? (I suspect it might be a little wierd for Jaeger, since after his mid-week weekend this must seem more like a Monday, but still, it is a Friday.)
2000-10-20 08:44:52-06

bouncing: This is a Friday? WOOOW. It feels like we skipped Thursday!
2000-10-20 09:42:22-06

Jäger: freetrade-gamma link isn't broken now. Oopsie.
2000-10-20 10:56:44-06

Jäger: And neither does it seg on Rage any more. And all I did was install gdb. (and a new version of ncurses.)
2000-10-20 11:20:17-06

bouncing: You make that an action item. You'll own that to move forward with it, right? I'll make sure you get another copy of that memo.
2000-10-20 11:25:46-06

Jäger: Oh no! He's becoming a PHB before our very eyes!
2000-10-20 13:25:00-06

Jäger concludes that Bitscape has entirely too much time on his hands. (And I want bonus points: it's Tobias.)
2000-10-20 13:39:07-06

bouncing: Customer: "We can't seem to get our mail." BNC: "What seems to be the problem?" Customer: "It says timeout connecting to server." BNC: "Is your Internet connection active?" Customer: "Active?" BNC: "Okay. Open up a web browser." Customer: "OK." BNC: "Try going to yahoo.com" Customer: "It's taking a long time. ... Still waiting." BNC: "Who do you use for dailup?" (you get the picture)
2000-10-20 14:02:42-06

Jäger: lol
2000-10-20 15:47:35-06

bouncing: I also like the fact that a certain sales person fills out an HTML form we've created for provisioning requests. He fills out the one for "New Domain" all correctly, except that he leaves the "Domain Name" fields as www.domain.com (we put that in there to try to make it obvious)
2000-10-20 16:46:10-06

bouncing: Angry consumer threatens my coworker Jason's website (exacthit.com) with: "I'll report you to the AOL."
2000-10-20 16:56:56-06

estes: Just here to say nothing at all!
2000-10-20 16:58:49-06

Jäger: oooh! anybody besides the AOL!
2000-10-20 17:19:12-06

bouncing: The AOL can kick you off the Internet.
2000-10-20 17:22:54-06

Bitscape sits down at Argo for the first time tonight.
2000-10-20 20:33:23-06

Bitscape awards Jaeger 10 bonus points. (Using the same manner that Jaeger once used to award Bitscape karma.)
2000-10-20 20:35:19-06

Bitscape: Next time my line goes down, I'm going to report US Pest to the AOL.
2000-10-20 20:36:23-06

Bitscape: Holy cow. Midnight exactly! I certainly was rushing at the end there.
2000-10-21 00:02:29-06

Bitscape: For what it's worth, freetrade-gamma runs on Argo. Although I got this message saying Otherbot has warped into the sector (new feature?!?), then it said Shutting Down, and the program spontaniously terminated.
2000-10-21 00:45:46-06

Jäger: The otherbot is a proof-of-concept bot that sits in its own thread and warps around across the universe. It shouldn't have shutdown, though, unless you hit q. I'll look into it.
2000-10-21 11:47:23-06

bse: ahah! non-glasses land! eek! =D
2000-10-21 12:35:50-06

Jäger: should I ask?
2000-10-21 15:28:26-06

Bitscape pulls code out of CVS to get his mozilla to do secure ssl browsing.
2000-10-21 16:11:51-06

Bitscape hopes the content farming ground doesn't turn into the battle field for a holy war. If it does, I know I've done more than my fair share to ignite it.
2000-10-21 19:07:07-06

ScapeBit: Boy, that "Hell on Earth" thing sure looks like a great party! };>
2000-10-21 23:05:27-06

Bitscape: Hell yeah! 5 chakrams. Killer ep so far this season. Loved it. Rock on!
2000-10-21 23:28:52-06

bouncing: Has everyone installed Python 2.0 on their desktops yet? It's shwanky.
2000-10-22 12:02:39-06

Jäger: no. why should I?
2000-10-22 13:02:23-06

bouncing might point out that the religious institution regarded in his changelog is based on Elen G. White as much as The Bible.
2000-10-22 13:08:30-06

Bitscape: Mine says Python 1.5.2. My real answer to that question would be: Whatever Woody happens to have. :)
2000-10-22 15:00:55-06

Jäger: bitscape: have a link for that chair? (Find it on the website of the retail location you acquired it from)
2000-10-22 15:35:28-06

Bitscape: Okay, a net search reveals that the company does indeed have a web site, despite the fact that it was not included or advertised with the product at all. I bought this one.
2000-10-22 19:02:47-06

Bitscape: For the record, I paid nowhere even close to the price that's listed there. Not even the same ballpark. That's insane.
2000-10-22 19:04:31-06

Jäger: Roommate watch: Matt seems poised to make orange juice from frozen concentrate
2000-10-23 00:21:42-06

bouncing: I was going to say that $420 seems udderly insane for that chair. Personally, I'd like a chair with a fullback and a head rest... None of them seem to have a head rest.
2000-10-23 00:57:11-06

bouncing: Raise your hand if you'll be asking about the chairs and desks next time you apply for a job. (It never actually occured to me before, but now that we got new desks/chairs at TD, I can't go back to non-urgonomic work environments)
2000-10-23 01:00:10-06

Jäger finds race conditions and unportable assumptions in MSDN code
2000-10-23 11:51:55-06

bouncing: And what are you doing with MSDN code, jag?
2000-10-23 12:29:53-06

Zen Buddah: Any decent ergonomic chair supplier will carry chairs with full backs AND headrests.
2000-10-23 13:03:35-06

Jäger: Porting code to inferior operating systems. And laughing at its errors.
2000-10-23 13:09:48-06

bouncing: I would think the reverse process would be the nobel task.
2000-10-23 14:24:17-06

Shadowkiller: Oh yipee! It was just announced that everyone in the company where I am employed (which shall remain nameless... hah!) all must attend sexual harrassment training courses.
2000-10-23 14:58:12-06

Shadowkiller can't help but think that this is the corporate equivilant of godpoints.
2000-10-23 14:58:47-06

ShadowFinder: I can't imagine where YOU work.... ;)
2000-10-23 16:34:17-06

Shadowkiller: As you know, my place of employment is a well-kept secret around here. lol. As for where you work, ShadowFinder, one can only guess... ;)
2000-10-23 17:04:37-06

bouncing: I think we have OS-choice harrassment training classes next week.
2000-10-23 17:05:32-06

Shadowkiller: bouncing, will you ask the OS-choice harrassment experts if sending an MSWord doc through email constitutes an incident of OS-choice harrassment? If so, what are the possible legal/punitive recourses available to victims?
2000-10-23 17:14:22-06

Jäger just grabbed an absurd number of mp3s from smb shares on the local network
2000-10-23 17:34:51-06

bouncing: I certainly think that transmitting a Word document through email constitutes and unwanted proprietary jesture. Even more so, .exe files.
2000-10-23 19:41:57-06

Jäger: Death to word attachments! Together we can save our planet before this scourge ravages it beyond recogonition.
2000-10-23 19:54:21-06

bse: hmm.. sexual harrasment training.. is that where they teach how to do it better?
2000-10-23 20:12:13-06

Jäger: I was going to suggest that, but over on this side of the pond it's not a joke...
2000-10-23 20:59:19-06

Jäger: Wo ho ho! Humblik posts Content!
2000-10-24 00:01:38-06

bse: society and equal opportunitiees.. its all getting past silly. oh well =D
2000-10-24 06:04:16-06

Shadowkiller: Well content solutions folk, I don't know how it is elsewhere, but I hereby salute another dreary, cloudy, overcast, depressing day in the land of Colorado.
2000-10-24 08:28:46-06

Shadowkiller: Now I remember why drinking coffee in the morning is a bad idea. Head about to pass out. Eyes about to close. But a totally jittery nervous wave running through my guts, arms, and legs. Uncontrolled, unfocused energy. Somebody pass me a tranquilizer.
2000-10-24 08:40:27-06

Shadowkiller: (Now coffee on a FEST is a totally different matter. ;)
2000-10-24 08:40:58-06

Jäger drinks to the odd life
2000-10-24 08:42:45-06

bouncing asks coworker "Is our new website done yet?" "Yeah." "How come it's not up?" "Well it's done, but it doesn't have any content yet. We're waiting for content." -- I love it.
2000-10-24 10:33:47-06

Jäger: Withholding a site waiting for content is a concept unknown to those who frequent Content Solutions.
2000-10-24 11:03:12-06

Jäger: Music is... disturbingly hip, but even more distrubingly hypnotic.
2000-10-24 11:22:30-06

Jäger: Music is... disturbingly hip, but even more distrubingly hypnotic.
2000-10-24 11:22:30-06

bouncing: We aren't withholding content -- we just don't have any yet. We're outsourcing our content. I'm not sure how that works.
2000-10-24 11:35:02-06

Jäger: That's why I said "Withholding a Site..."
2000-10-24 12:54:19-06

bouncing: Well... right now, our site is brochureware. We'd rather have a brochureware site than a blank one.
2000-10-24 13:00:07-06

Shadowkiller: What the hell? Now I get to fill out a survey for the upcoming "Discrimation Awareness Week". Seems to me like what we have here is "Pointy Hair Political Correctness BS Week".
2000-10-24 13:06:55-06

Shadowkiller: Hehe. Discrimation. Maybe what I need is a How to Spell Week.
2000-10-24 13:09:14-06

Zen Buddah: Let JAAAYzus save this website! snicker">bitscape.festing.org]
2000-10-24 19:08:10-06

Bitscape: ROTFL. After that rambling I just made, you better hope so. (While I'm laughing, you do realize don't you, that there are Christ-followers who also syndicate this feed who might not be quite so amused?)
2000-10-24 19:37:41-06

bse the insomniac: guess what... i cant sleep. its now 4:47am..
2000-10-24 21:45:18-06

Bitscape: That sounds vaguely familiar. ;)
2000-10-24 21:49:18-06

bse the insomniac bops around to.. uhmm.. korn.. to pass the time.. =o
2000-10-24 22:10:27-06

bouncing: Anyone notice that rage went down breifly this afternoon around 5 (MT)
2000-10-24 22:58:03-06

Bitscape raises hand. Actually, I think it CAME UP just after 5. It was down for an hour or two before that when I checked.
2000-10-24 23:03:18-06

Bitscape: Knick knack paddywhack. Give the dog a bone. Knick knack paddywhack; give the dog a BONE! Knick! Knack! Paddywhack! GIVE THE DOG A BONE!!! Ahhhh, now you've got me started, bse. And I'm not even hearing the music at the moment! ;)
2000-10-24 23:07:18-06

Jäger: Rage was unaccessable to the outside world while our favorite cabinet provider convinced Scott to pay. last on Rage reveals the aproximate duration from 1430 to 1700 MDT.
2000-10-24 23:38:01-06

Jäger: (attempting to traceroute to rage revealed the provider's router passing the buck to the router which had just sent the packet to it, and on and on ad infinitum.)
2000-10-24 23:43:14-06

bse: heheh.. sorry about that
2000-10-25 05:43:14-06

bouncing: jaeg: somehow that's what I suspected.
2000-10-25 09:13:50-06

Jäger: Yeah, well we all know Scott too well, don't we?
2000-10-25 09:54:04-06

Japhy: Who is mentor?
2000-10-25 13:03:32-06

Jäger: I think the point is to conceal the real identity of the Mentor. Kinda a "protect the (innocent|guilty)" thing.
2000-10-25 14:52:35-06

Jäger: Code written, now time to comment it to spec.
2000-10-25 16:47:55-06

bouncing: Yeah. Do we have any Postgres ports open, Jaeger? I'm going to go ahead with Open Content 2000
2000-10-25 18:04:09-06

Bitscape: Jaeger is correct. I'll just say that my mentor is someone who, once upon a time, discovered my web page, sent me some email about it, and has taught me many things since then. A soul whose strength and maturity surpass my own.
2000-10-25 18:55:09-06

Jäger: ssh -L $LOCALPORT:localhost:5432 rage
2000-10-25 19:21:10-06

Bitscape: Ah hah! So I am proven NOT crazy! Mozilla DOES have the intermittent middle click insta-porn feature! Verified by a second surfer, so it can't be my imagination. :)
2000-10-26 01:39:52-06

Jäger contemplates sleep. Or not.
2000-10-26 02:59:22-06

Shadowkiller: Anyone around here into content? (Seriously, I think that article uses the word "content" almost as insanely as we do.)
2000-10-26 10:04:35-06

Jäger: content... uh, yeah.
2000-10-26 11:55:07-06

Shadowkiller: Of interest to Mozilla junkies only: Something very cool!
2000-10-26 15:48:01-06

Bitscape: Uhhh... Shadowkiller, does this mean I should fix my script to update the lounge rdf again? It does look cool, but the individual links don't quite seem to be working for me. Hmmm...
2000-10-26 17:41:31-06

Jäger writes "hello, world!"s in assembly
2000-10-26 18:45:43-06

bouncing: My dad has frequently said he can't hear his cell phone. My mother and I just learned that it has the ringer volume on "Silent" .. hahaha
2000-10-26 20:52:34-06

Jäger: Anyone wanna talk me out of getting a wireless telecommunications device?
2000-10-26 21:06:56-06

Jäger surfs in with Galeon. Pretty slick.
2000-10-26 21:11:52-06

Bitscape: Indeed. I don't see a deb for it in Woody. Did you compile it yourself, or do they now have a working binary?
2000-10-26 22:00:20-06

Bitscape has no opinion on whether or not Jaeger should purchase a wireless communications device.
2000-10-26 22:01:02-06

Jäger rolled his own Galleon. Worked almost flawlessly with Woody's M18-dev package, except I symlinked the include and lib directories from /usr/local; seemed easier than finding all of the Makefile substitutions.
2000-10-26 22:47:15-06

Jäger: Quick! Who can give me the names of all the Debian distributions in the history of time?
2000-10-26 22:55:00-06

bse: um.. afaik: sid, bo, slink, potato, woody. any more?
2000-10-27 06:21:07-06

bse: oh wait.. wasn't there a Buzz too? its been a while since i browsed the debian ftp, hehe =D
2000-10-27 06:22:29-06

bse: the next one should be called Mom. =D
2000-10-27 06:32:00-06

Bitscape: There was also hamm.
2000-10-27 06:51:39-06

Jäger: you're missing one total, and have one extra. (And only the current versions (stable == potato, unstable == woody) are on the ftp.)
2000-10-27 09:46:43-06

Shadowkiller: Sometimes CmdrTaco scares me. On Geeks in Space, he talks about how he automatically pipes his email into an SQL database. Such a thought is both inspiring, and... well, spooky.
2000-10-27 10:38:01-06

Jäger: mmm... SQL...
2000-10-27 10:50:05-06

Shadowkiller: The ultimate procmail recipe. :)
2000-10-27 11:14:16-06

Jäger recives his absentee ballot and tries to figure out who and what he'll vote for
2000-10-27 13:26:55-06

Furby: Hum dee dum dee dum. Boring.
2000-10-27 16:06:43-06

Zen Buddah: "Absenthe Ballot" ? Mmmmmm. Wormwood....
2000-10-27 16:45:57-06

bse: mm.. underworld at 5:30am.. thats the stuff.. woo.. =o
2000-10-27 22:29:26-06

Bitscape: bse getting into zope too? We're gonna have to put you and bouncing in a club together. ;)
2000-10-27 22:32:38-06

bse: heheh.. attempting to get into zope ;)
2000-10-27 22:42:42-06

bouncing runs kenkinder.com off of Zope and has used it at work a few times.
2000-10-27 23:46:54-06

bse: im pondering converting one of our php based projects at work to Zope.
2000-10-28 06:35:57-06

Bitscape: Jaeger, when I first saw the link to your latest changelog, I looked at the title and thought, "No way! He couldn't have scored THAT bad on his test." ;)
2000-10-28 08:47:38-06

Jäger: Well, I have taken three tests this previous week and not gotten any of them back...
2000-10-28 11:38:36-06

Zan Lynx: So, are any of you playing Q3 this weekend?
2000-10-28 16:55:05-06

Bitscape would be interested in such an activity.
2000-10-28 17:25:56-06

bouncing: Zope and php aren't really the same idea -- one is a language, the other an application server.
2000-10-28 17:30:21-06

Jäger: It had crossed my mind to code FreeTrade tonight...
2000-10-28 18:52:59-06

bse: i understand that bouncing; what i mean is the application currently in php could be easily converted over to a zope base - perhaps using PTK
2000-10-28 21:17:50-06

Jäger: Q3! Check jaegerfesting's top story for the details. (Unless you know them already.)
2000-10-28 21:20:47-06

Bitscape: Woohoo! I'll be there. (Although I might be wearing a mild handle disguise. ;)
2000-10-28 21:23:02-06

Zan Lynx: So that is 2330 Mountain Daylight Time? 2 hours from now?
2000-10-28 21:25:14-06

Zan Lynx: So that is 2330 Mountain Daylight Time? 2 hours from now?
2000-10-28 21:25:59-06

Zan Lynx: It looks like if I refresh the page, it posts another copy of my note. That can't be right :-)
2000-10-28 21:26:58-06

Zen Buddah: So what's everyone wearing for Halloween?
2000-10-28 21:46:09-06

Zan Lynx: I figured I would wear a really scary black turtleneck shirt.
2000-10-28 21:54:44-06

Bitscape: My initial thought: "Xena! Xena! I'll dress up as Xena!" Drawbacks: (a) acquiring such a costume in time at a decent price might be problematic, (b) I suspect leather skirt-clad hairy legs may be little too scary for office coworkers.
2000-10-28 22:00:11-06

Jäger: Bitscape: remember that Xena at StarFest?
2000-10-28 22:06:13-06

Jäger: Zan Lynx: You'll observe that I use GET for the chatterbox, which generates another line in the chatterbox every time you refresh. A bug I haven't fixed yet. (In the interm, click on the jägerfesting graphic at the top.)
2000-10-28 22:07:13-06

Zan Lynx: I figured I would wear a really scary black turtleneck shirt.
2000-10-28 22:07:37-06

Bitscape: Jaeger, Yes I do! "She" was awesome! I would consider that the ideal. Don't think I'm quite there yet though. :)
2000-10-28 22:24:43-06

Zan Lynx: I have decided not to make comments from Jager's page in the future...
2000-10-28 22:26:04-06

bouncing resolves jaeg's problem by just by putting in an HTML page. main->post page->main
2000-10-28 22:54:19-06

Zen Buddah: Xena gets an "A" for EFFORT, but Gabrielle is the FAR better dancer.... Yowza!
2000-10-28 23:16:51-06

Bitscape claps at the end of the episode. Standing ovation! (I am undecided as to which is a better dancer. Have to see them both again. :)
2000-10-28 23:29:07-06

Bitscape: Gab's hairdo reminded me of Devi from season 4 when she was possessed by the psycho demon.
2000-10-28 23:32:57-06

Jäger thinks he's got a decent firewall going
2000-10-29 01:13:08-07

Bitscape: Yeek. You got to see the new Andromeda before ME? That's not even funny.
2000-10-29 07:57:59-07

bse: q3.. hm.. would help if i had a decent enough computer to run such a beast of engineering =<
2000-10-29 09:07:32-07

Bitscape: The graphics card is what counts in q3. Even more than the processor, I think.
2000-10-29 09:45:19-07

bse nods. but an s3 virge and k6 266 dont really help when it comes to q3
2000-10-29 10:19:18-07

bse: cool.. that weird bug in the mozilla nightlies and thsi form seems to be fixed. =D
2000-10-29 10:19:48-07

Jäger: Well, dunno how new it is. (trying to repress spoilers...) I entered when they're under attack. The techie builds a christmas tree of sorts...
2000-10-29 11:11:21-07

Jäger: bse: you'd be fine, i think, with any video card >= a Voodoo2
2000-10-29 11:12:22-07

bouncing would advice people NOT to buy a Voodoo3. They're impossible to get running for 3d unless you're running an ancient distro.
2000-10-29 19:38:40-07

Jäger: Obviously, because Woody is way more ancient than Potato.
2000-10-29 19:50:01-07

Jäger was unaware that there *was* such a thing as "real" eighties music.
2000-10-30 00:18:56-07

bse: spandau ballet!.. gold, gold! dahdah dah dah dha gold!
2000-10-30 06:34:07-07

bse: candles are neat.. i need more..
2000-10-30 06:38:32-07

bouncing: Voodoo3 glide requires libc5 to work properly.
2000-10-30 07:25:50-07

bouncing tries out VMWare... slow, but nice.
2000-10-30 07:26:08-07

Shadowkiller: bouncing, that was my impression of it.
2000-10-30 08:46:09-07

Shadowkiller ponders Halloween costumes.
2000-10-30 08:49:43-07

Intern Boy: Anyone know where to get an ankle-length black nylon coat?
2000-10-30 09:51:33-07

Jäger: VMWare is so much cooler when one has bootable media... that was my problem with it.
2000-10-30 09:52:25-07

Jäger: It's a foggy day over here in eastern Washington state... ground visibility is 50 meters.
2000-10-30 09:53:02-07

bouncing can't get vmware to go more than 640x480. I can't go to full screen cuz my xserver is buggy.
2000-10-30 10:05:11-07

bouncing's coworker: "I was pretty hammered when I wrote that"
2000-10-30 10:06:24-07

Shadowkiller: Intern Boy?!? Are you who I THINK you are? I know nothing of nylon coats, but I have a feeling I'm going to be learning a lot about the engineering behind bra mechanics in the near future. Scary.
2000-10-30 10:21:00-07

Shadowkiller: Nah. Can't be the same Intern Boy. Especially since ourIntern Boy shed that title a while ago. Must be somebody else's Intern Boy.
2000-10-30 10:26:20-07

Intern Boy: I'd post a picture of myself if I could convince the fscking local scanner to behave like the much nicer scanners I've had experience with previously and actually *work* and *scan the entire page*.
2000-10-30 13:18:58-07

Shadowkiller: Do you feel that you are employed in a hostile work enviornment? If so, what would you say are the factors which contribute to an atmosphere of discrimination?
2000-10-30 15:44:54-07

Intern Boy: Use of Windows. Lack of available superior editors, like vi.
2000-10-30 16:21:46-07

Jäger listens to his brand new Enigma II. Enigma III is in the queue.
2000-10-30 16:23:00-07

bse: hmm.. enigma.. i freed some space after removing staroffice.. time for mp3 tranferring.. ahem.. =o
2000-10-30 17:42:37-07

bse: scala is good.. *nods*.. mauybe i just have a thing for female vocals, mm..
2000-10-30 17:45:07-07

bouncing: Having fun are we?
2000-10-30 21:50:55-07

Bitscape: We are indeed. We are indeed.
2000-10-31 00:08:41-07

Jäger: What flavor was the Visor of the "A"?
2000-10-31 00:46:03-07

Bitscape doesn't know. It was black, if that's any help.
2000-10-31 01:31:44-07

bse: semi full-time? uhmm.. that would make him part-time then, maybe.. or is that just a brit thing.. um.. =D
2000-10-31 04:12:40-07

Jäger: The colored (flavored) Visors are so much cooler. (black == graphite.) mine's ice.
2000-10-31 08:31:20-07

Sorority Slut: Helleo boyz. All set to party on this schwanky Halloween? ;)
2000-10-31 09:14:20-07

Trixy: I'm gonna be sick.
2000-10-31 09:54:19-07

Jäger runs and hides, glad that he's far away.
2000-10-31 09:58:39-07

Sorority: Ya been bingin on those diet pills again, Trix? ;)
2000-10-31 10:04:51-07

Sorority Slut: Aw, no need to spaz out Jaeger! We don't bite. It's all about havin a good howlin' time!
2000-10-31 10:06:55-07

Trixy: Don't make me come over there and bitch-slap you.
2000-10-31 11:06:46-07

Sorority Slut: Yeow, chill out there, gurlfrind! Somebudy feed that sista a niiice biig does of "down bitch" downers.
2000-10-31 11:19:38-07

Bystander: catfight, anyone?
2000-10-31 11:31:43-07

Trixy affixes Bystander with The Look of Death.
2000-10-31 11:36:09-07

Sorority Slut: Beeee nice, Trix. Othawise, we might have ta call in yo pimp to cum and tighten that leash.
2000-10-31 11:54:00-07

Sorority Slut with a black eye: My boyfriend loves me. He really, really loves me.
2000-10-31 13:31:17-07

Trixy: Just in time for the Jerry Springer show.
2000-10-31 13:48:59-07

Sorority Slut bruised and broken: Jerry Springer is my hero and my salvation. Do not mock His Holy Name, the greatest presence ever to grace the airwaves of America.
2000-10-31 15:15:01-07

Sorority Slut gets ready to pass out.
2000-10-31 16:55:24-07

Shadowkiller: Where oh where has THIS day gone?
2000-10-31 17:13:53-07

bse: oh my=o
2000-10-31 17:29:08-07

bse sits back and moshes to the new atari teenage riot song
2000-10-31 17:30:07-07

Bitscape feels like he's been run over by a tractor.
2000-10-31 18:00:22-07

Bitscape: I see a blurry image.
2000-10-31 20:14:54-07

Ted: Hi, Ted. We're watching. - Mom & Dad
2000-10-31 20:27:53-07

Mom & Dad: Let's get the name right.
2000-10-31 20:30:33-07

Jäger: That was the first one. Refresh; there's not much going on, but it's there.
2000-10-31 20:30:47-07

Jäger: That was the first one. Refresh; there's not much going on, but it's there.
2000-10-31 20:31:48-07

Jäger: That was the first one. Refresh; there's not much going on, but it's there.
2000-10-31 20:32:08-07

Mom & Dad: Ted, It hasn't changed for about 10 minutes, even though we have clicked refresh a few times.
2000-10-31 20:33:44-07

Bitscape: Ah hah! A normal refresh doesn't load the new image. Still the cached version. Shift refresh might work better.
2000-10-31 20:36:25-07

Bitscape: Ah hah! A normal refresh doesn't load the new image. Still the cached version. Shift refresh might work better.
2000-10-31 20:36:51-07

Spaz: AAAAARGGGHHH!! INVADERS!!! INVADERS!!!! WHO LET THE PARENTAL UNITS IN????????
2000-10-31 20:36:56-07

Bitscape: Doh! The refresh bug got my comment too. Flooding the content solutions system, apparently.
2000-10-31 20:37:29-07

Mom & Dad: Bitscape, do you mean holding down the shift key while clicking on refresh?
2000-10-31 20:38:25-07

Bitscape: Yes, that seems to do it. Be careful though. If you do it after submitting a comment, it will duplicate your comment a second time.
2000-10-31 20:39:35-07

Bitscape: Spaz, just be glad they aren't YOUR parental units, or mine either. (Or so you THINK... Let the paranoia rein!)
2000-10-31 20:41:32-07

Bitscape: Raking in the hits tonight, aren't you Jaeger? ;)
2000-10-31 20:42:41-07

Mom & Dad: Ted, and Heidi(?), Hello!
2000-10-31 20:50:49-07

Mom & Dad: Ted, and Heidi(?), Hello!
2000-10-31 20:51:16-07

Mom & Dad: Ted, and Heidi(?), Hello!
2000-10-31 20:52:18-07

Mom & Dad: Ted, and Heidi(?), Hello!
2000-10-31 20:54:41-07

Jäger: There, now it shouldn't cache. I'll have to remember to change that.
2000-10-31 20:56:10-07

Heidi: Hello.
2000-10-31 20:57:26-07

Mom & Dad: How do you prevent submitting a duplicate message? We've checked each time and the message entry field is blank.
2000-10-31 20:57:40-07

Jäger: Click the "Refresh" link. It's a bug I haven't fixed yet because I haven't gotten too bored.
2000-10-31 20:59:56-07

Bitscape sees some familiar faces now.
2000-10-31 21:25:41-07

Spaz: So. Um. Jager. Have you told the folks how many websites this area is posted to? Or to they think it's only showing up on _your_ site? :)
2000-10-31 21:25:53-07

Jäger: Ok, this is officially now a lost cause. Webcam going down shortly, as I procede to hike across campus to do something useful.
2000-10-31 21:46:10-07

Jäger: doubleplusfunny! lol on the bitswoman!
2000-10-31 23:00:32-07