3/11/96
I have been told that I am delusional for believing that I can father Madonna's child. I think I'll take this delusion a step further, and consider the possibility that our Immanual Goldstein, Madonna, does not exist. Think about it. There are millions of people who successfully make themselves look like her. What if the Black Wolf was assissinated years ago by the establishment?
One of her imitators probably just assumed the role and continues to do so today. If the imitator didn't know how to write like Madonna, she could've just gotten some help from the Inner Party, as the idea of a Madonna obviously keeps the proletariat satisfied as they go about their mundane duties. If she didn't know how to sing like Madonna, they could've gotten another who may not have looked like Madonna, but could sound like Madonna. Hey, Milli Vanilli did it, so why couldn't a team of experts who wanted to propagate a simulated Madonna performance do the same?
Heck, let's take it a step further. Madonna never existed, nor will she ever. The entire story of her life is a concoction designed to tug at people's heart strings. In fact, I don't even think such a coincidence could happen in a million years. Look at all the variables that fall perfectly into place. Even her name: Madonna, meaning the Virgin Mary, was just put there to appeal to the Catholic thought that still resides in the public consciousness.
Yep, she's definately a concoction. No real person could do what she is said to do. Brilliant. They make her so incredible, such a hero, that she can assume any appearance, imitate any figure, play into any role, have any hair color, and people will believe she is a Goddess for her ability to change so radically. They've sure got us fooled. What a scam! Idiots! Look at what they're doing. If they make her so incredible as to be able to look like anyone, then they can put put anyone up there on the stage, and people will think it's her. It's operation mindfuck to the Nth degree.
I'll bet O'Brien even wrote some the lines for Truth or Dare. By the way, that movie was a direct attempt to make minds of the population numb to anything. The things Madonna says in it contradict so often what actually happens, that it makes people come to blindly accept whatever they hear her say, even when what's being shown onscreen doesn't fit with the words coming out of her mouth. Although, the population, being dumb as they are, just make it to mean that she is even more of a real human being who doesn't always really mean what she says. It's a huge load of propaganda, but people are so dumb that they will watch it even if it comes out and directly states, using words on the screen, that it is such. I'd like to meet the guy who came up with this brilliant scheme!
Speaking of guys, how'd the ones presiding over this whole matter dream it up? I mean, you want to talk about a brilliant stroke of chauvinism, look at the ones who invented Madonna! They make her up to be someone all the women of the population can imitate, someone who's "strong". Boy, are those women fooled! Madonna is the epitome of the stereotypical male's slave. She goes around wearing sexy garments, pleasing all the desires of her male dancers, assuming any role her man of the moment wants, even to the point of acting like a virgin after she's fucked a million men! The role model slut, and she inspired a generation of teenage girls to engage in acts of prostitution. But with a twist. She fooled them into thinking they could enjoy the act so much, that they wouldn't even need any payment! Indeed, the men who invented Madonna were brilliant. They were able to make an entire female population become slaves without even knowing it.
What was in it for the Inner Party? Well, more slaves of course! With all the men drooling at the possibility of becoming the father of this mythical figure's child, they would happily work for years to achieve this dream. It would never really happen, of course, but they'd be so stuck in their delusions that they'd just blindly keep going. Men aren't the only slaves they get with this scheme, they get women too! See, Madonna, along with a few other concocted historical figures, convinced the females that they would actually benefit by joining the work force. The wisdom of Big Brother never ceases to amaze me!
So, now it's time to talk personal. Since my delusion has now been exposed, I can begin to take in reality. Well, it's going to be difficult to father the child of someone who doesn't exist, isn't it? Aw, what the hell. I'll just submit to Big Brother and take my place in the party. Where's the party? I don't know, probably over at the libertarian headquarters.
What about Madonna? Well, see, the brilliance of our leaders is amazing. Since Madonna doesn't exist, I'll just find one of the many look-alikes to be my slave and have my kid. Since she'll have been turned docile by all these brilliant leaders, she'll be willing to hump from dawn until dusk, and dusk until dawn. Yeah, I'll still have to do my service to our great leaders, but I owe it to them for giving me such great riches. Hey guys, I've got an idea for ya. How about a Victory Bra? Or maybe an entire lingerie set? Just an idea.
-Immanuel Goldstein, graduate of the Ciccone institute for advanced mind control studies, passing with a perfect score on The Kook Test.