This web page contains material which would commonly be considered "indecent" or "appealing to the prurient interest"; it is "adult" material. Therefore, in order to enter this page, you are required to affirm that you are at least 21 years of age and aware of the nature of the material being offered.
If you are under age 21 and believe this is unfair, scroll down.
Well, guess what? I'm with you. No, literally, I mean I am with you. I can't visit the page either. It's my own page, and I'm locked out because I won't commit a dishonest act like clicking where it says "21 Or Older Only". Well, I don't know about you, but I think this is unfair. However, rather than staging a protest on Washington and demanding justice, I have come up with a more peaceable solution. Since us immature children are obviously too innocent to be subjected to filth such as what I have written in the "adult" page, I am creating a page just for boys and girls like us. That's right, a separate Madonna page filled with entertainment that promises to preserve our innocence all the way into old age. I'm calling it The Miniature Madonna Used To By My Playground Page. It's filled with not-so-far-from-true fairy tales set in modern as well as ancient and future times. Parents, don't worry, there's not a single trace of vulgarity in the playground page. These are stories you can read to your children at bedtime. I've created them so all of us kids can participate in this Madonna frenzy and no one will feel left out.