3/13/96
I have sinned. I have sinned against God and against myself. I have sinned against my government and my honor. I have committed many sins. I have committed the sin of dishonesty. I have lied. I have disobeyed my own orders. I have committed the unpardonable sin.
I HAVE CLICKED WHERE IT TOLD ME NOT TO. I used my mouse to lie. I did it many times. My page has barely been on the web for 24 hours, and already I've probably done it at least two dozen times, as I was vain and wanted to look at my own creation over and over. Our swift and grand justice system will no doubt be after me within minutes. I will accept their punishment for my crimes of the mouse.
What will the punishment be? I have a suggestion for a possible sentence. Since I am being a heretic, they should deal with me as such, as no other punishment, no matter how severe, can force me to stop committing these crimes. They should learn from tradition. They should burn me at the steak. I will willingly accept this punishment, as any good practicer of civil disobedience would.
They would also do well to inflict the punishment in the most painful way possible. They should invite the modern liason of the church which invented this concept to perform the ritual. How do we know who the modern liason is? Just ask any person on the street. They'll tell you. My punishment shall come.
oh god almighty god my great god i confess my sins and beg thy forgiveness and honor thy mercy i lie at thy feet i worship at thy alter i confess my trasgressions and thou doest forgive me i ask thy mercy i ask thy forgiveness for my sins are great my guilt is heavy thou doest remove it thou art great i worship thy mother i take thy justice i give thy punishment thou art my god my almighty god oh give me thy mercy my god oh my almighty god