Purportedly, this recording is from an actual sermon given by a preacher to a black church in D.C. It's gotta be one of the most hilarious things to find its way around the internets in recent times.

"Lot of the sistas makin more money than brothas, and it's creatin problems in families. That's one of the reason families are breaking up, and that's one of the reason our women are becoming LESBIANS."

He then goes on to pontificate about how his son couldn't find a date for the prom, because (his son reports) all the girls in his class were lesbians, except, of course, the ugly ones. (Yes, that's one way to win friends!)

And from there.... Well, you can hear raving about the anatomical details, including strap-ons, "blood vessels and membranes in yo behind", and "a screw and a nut!"

Oh goodness, I think I just lost it laughing again. Hear it for yourself. This guy should be on comedy central!