Woah, where have I been? You don't mean to tell me that Tori Amos came out with a brand new album this week and I hadn't even heard of it until 10 minutes ago? Obviously, this situation must be rectified.

[Imperative computed. Proceed to the nearest retail outlet at earliest possible convenience and acquire The Beekeeper.]

Yep, when it comes to Tori, I'm still a mindless consumer lemming. Ho hum.