I had fallen for the Black Goddess long ago. But today is my turning point. After purifying myself in front of my television for a few year hours on Dolby Digital 2.0, followed by a few year hours on PCM (Pump Pills) Audio Enhancers, I am completely and totally Her puppy.

Let's go to the store and buy Janet's merchandise. The One Goddess World Government, controlled only by the Greatest Black Beauty Ever, has been planning this since the last turn of the Last Millennium. She is, and always has been, Hotter than the Virgin mary. This web site is hereby the property of Janet.

Uh oh. The soma drugs I took in the other room are whipping me now. Janet had her fun, and so did I. Now she's gone, and I need sleep. But Janet is Sooooo beautiful.

Janet Jackson. Google Janet Jackson.

The black cat is me, and I am being whipped again. WHat did I eat in that pizza. Miss Janet, feed me more. Please.