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3/7/96

Why The Fuck Is She So Evasive?

Madonna, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you being so fucking evasive? Have you no backbone? Are you afraid to speak out on political issues? Quit criticizing nice little singers like Mariah Carey, unless of course you're afraid to pick on somebody your own size. I'm sick of this shit you've been spewing about how nobody else has a fucking point of view, and gallivanting around like you're somehow morally superior because you aren't afraid to screw the Pope, or babbling some other nonsensical bullshit about popular culture.

Your article, "Ciccone for President", was especially evasive. Come on. Were you talking about Bill Clinton there, or were your words just a stupid publicity stunt to make everybody keep guessing? Do you think Hillary is unelected and unaccountable, or is she the epitomy of a strong woman, as the mainstream feminists try to portray her? And what about Newt Gingrich? Do you think he's a total bastard, or do you agree with his ideas about a renewed America? And what about Senator Kennedy? You think you'd want to go out with him in his car and fuck him while he shows you around the local lakes?

Ok, I guess that last one was out of line. But come on! Speak up! Do you support the democratic party? Here's one I bet you'll trip up on: A simple question: Are you a liberal or a conservative? We're waiting... Come on, it's easy. You just have to say one word or the other. Or are you too much of a coward to tell us your political stance? If that's the case, get off of Mariah Carey's ass and mind your own fucking business. If all you want to be is a dumb singer who says nothing about elections, I have no problem with that. What I have a problem with is your pretentious superiority complex in which you are under the delusion that you have political views. You're not being political. You're being a stuck up, spoiled brat. Rise above it, okay?

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