3/1/96
Since Madonna is clearly a very religious person, I thought it might be helpful for her to know my religious experience. Before I begin, I would like Madonna to note that when an employer is considering someone for a job, it is illegal to discriminate based upon religous belief. Although, I guess prostitution is sort of illegal too, so I might not have a lot of legal recourse. Oh well, I'm going to put this stuff here anyway.
To start with, I was raised a very strict Seventh Day Adventist. It's a pretty goofy religion, really. Given what I've heard Madonna and others say about Catholicism, I think she's got the goofier of the two religions. Although Adventists have some really idiotic practices too. I don't know. Either way, you get to do some pretty nutty things. Maybe sometime, the two denominations should have a contest to see who can be the craziest.
Ok, back to our serious discussion about my devout faith.
You know what? I just decided I don't feel like talking about religion right now. Madonna, if you want me to tell you about my religion, come ask me personally and I'll tell you more. Everyone else out there, if you want me to talk about it, tell Madonna to bring a tape recorder when she interviews me so you can listen in.